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Bedtime Story Lyrics by Wagner: R&B Superstar

Fuckboy Fridays

2016

[Intro]
It's your boy, Wagner
Now you know most my nights end with no fewer than five breasts in my face
But other nights, sigh, other nights can be hard
This song here is about those rare nights, those oh-so-rare nights, where I just can't seem to get any
[Verse 1]
I’m banned from the strip club ‘cause I treated ladies wrong
Could not return the fifty bucks I "borrowed" from each thong
I hit the beach to suck toes, I’m beaten to it by sharks
My booty call's a bummer -- her overdose made her dark
Hoes’ vulvas got the gangrene, my glory holes have been plastered
My face don't smell like jeans, tonight is a huge disaster
But I don't need a model or an actress
Imma do like back in my day -- fuck my mattress
[Hook 1]
Pillow biting, bedpost-stroking
Thread-tugging, blanket choking
Linen-licking, headboard-crunching, fabric-sucking, cushion-munching
Bed-frame bouncing, bedsheet-soaking, bedspring-greasing, mattress-poking
Hit that mattress 'til it spurts out fibers, what a sight
Bed, you really lucky I'm a pillow biter tonight
Oh yeah, you so lucky, you so lucky lucky lucky I'm a pillow biter tonight
[Bridge]
A mattress took my innocence at just the age of twelve
So I'll return the favor, beat this new bed with my pelve
[Verse 2]
No scolding when I hike up that bedskirt and get to lovin'
All types of pillows join in the fun, even a husband
My bed don't judge my stains or blurting of cousins’ names
Don't whine about back pains or air cut off from its brains
Thank friction, I finish, ain't no cuddlin', that's absurd
Bed's wet, soiled, and nasty now, I toss that thang to the curb
You gave it up easy, bed, that's why you get no respect
Alone I sleep on the floor and in my dreams I reflect (on my)
[Hook 2]
Pillow-biting, bed-frame twisting
Cushion groping, bedspring fisting
Fabric-flicking, quilt-ripping, bedskirt-lifting, mattress flipping
Linen-diddling, cotton-swapping, oh the thought has got me sopping
Thrust and thrust that mattress til its layers all tear apart
Yeah, I know I dissed you, bed, but you are still in my heart
Credits
Wagner: R&B Superstar

Wagner: R&B Superstar

About “Bedtime Story” by Wagner: R&B Superstar

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"Bedtime Story" appears on "Fuckboy Fridays" in 2016.

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