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Wagner is a Cold Player Lyrics by Wagner: R&B Superstar

Fuckboy Fridays

2016

[Intro]
It's Wagner
And I'm the BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD
(Coughing fit)
[Verse 1]
My perfect vocal chords have sores
I swear I won't eat strippers' candy G-strings anymore
My tonsilitis flaring, gotta go under the knife
Whoa, surgeon, you the most gorgeous girl I've seen in my life (I got this)
All you spectators, raise your plastic splash guards higher
Cause the Gallagher of R&B's about to smash vagina
I'm no Marvin Gaye, I cannot promise sexual healing
You and I will go so hard, that when we finish you'll be feeling
[Hook]
Para- para- paralyzed
Para- para- paralyzed
Para- para- paralyzed
Numbness spreading out from your thighs
[Bridge]
Scalpel through my throat with no anesthesia
Foreplay's rougher than I'm used to, but I must please her
[Verse 2]
Now she's talking dirty, screaming at me curses
She's yanked off me by a group of desperate jealous nurses
Once again a girl leaves soaking in my liquid sticky
In this case, the liquid was my blood but I'm not picky
Then I slip into a coma, good thing I'm no donor
Though I trust my organs would be loyal and reject their new owners
I thank the staff for offering my body up for sexin'
A dry spell could have ruined my reputation and my career would be
[Hook]
Para- para- paralyzed
Para- para- paralyzed
Para- para- paralyzed
Doom proceeds when i have dry thighs
Credits
Wagner: R&B Superstar

Wagner: R&B Superstar

About “Wagner is a Cold Player” by Wagner: R&B Superstar

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"Wagner is a Cold Player" appears on "Fuckboy Fridays" in 2016.

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