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Alimony Lyrics by “Weird Al” Yankovic

Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic

1988

Here she come now, wants her alimony
Bleedin' me dry as a bony pony
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt, now
Well, first she took my nest egg
Then she took the nest
I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah, yeah)
'Cause she took my house (Alimony)
My car (Alimony)
My shoes (Alimony)
And my toothbrush too (Alimony)
Too bad (Alimony)
So sad (Alimony)
And she got (Alimony)
Got the gift of grab (Alimony)
I'm in debt (debt), debt (debt)
Debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt)
Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony
Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stone-y, stone-y
Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah
Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
She could get (get), get (get)
Get (get), get (get), get (get, get)
Well I'm out of cash (Alimony)
No dough (Alimony)
I'm broke (Alimony)
It's no joke (Alimony)
The check's in the mail (Alimony)
Get off (Alimony)
My back (Alimony)
Cut me some slack (Alimony)
I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
Ooh, I want my alimon-mon-mony (Oh you do)
Ooh, I want my alimon-mon-mony (Is it due?)
Ooh, I want my alimon-mon-mony (Or you'll sue)
Ooh, I want my alimon-mon-mony
Alimony (yeah), mony (yeah)
Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
Ow!
(Alimony, alimony, alimony)
I said (Alimony)
Come on, come on, come on
Alimony, alimony, alimony
Bleed me dry (Alimony)
I said no (no), oh no (no)
No (no), no (no), no (no), no (no), come on!
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“Weird Al” Yankovic

“Weird Al” Yankovic

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