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Bob Lyrics by “Weird Al” Yankovic

Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic

2003

[Verse 1]
I, man, am Regal, a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a Hi-Fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
[Verse 2]
Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
Do nine men Interpret? "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam
[Harmonica Solo]
[Verse 3]
Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No X in Nixon
O, stone, be not so
O, Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi" I moan
A Toyota's a Toyota
A dog, a panic, in a pagoda
[Verse 4]
Oh no, Don Ho
Nurse, I spy gypsies, run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees, I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God, a red nugget, a fat egg under a dog
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

About “Bob” by “Weird Al” Yankovic

Read the complete lyrics to "Bob" by “Weird Al” Yankovic from the album "Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic" in 2003. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under USA, In English, Pop-Rock.

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"Bob" appears on "Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic" in 2003.

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