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Hoz Theme Lyrics by Wendy Ho

The Gospel According to Ho

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Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
One, and in comes the two to the three and four
Then I drop the beat I have in store!
One, and in comes the two to the three and four
Then I drop the beat I have in store!
Blonde hair flowin, murder she wrotes
Down on the farm I was haulin oats
Hitched outta town, made my momma cry
Fuck the French, gonna eat dem fries
I’ll bitch slap a bitch, another bitch, yo bitch and her friend
Then chillout with my betamax of “Three Baby and a Mens!”
I play Othello with the living, I harmonize with the dead (oooooohhhh!!!)
Do da goddamn waltz in 2010 with Astaire comma Fred
I bring the noise, I bring the static, a billion movin asses
I bring the Gore like Al yo, I make music for the masses!
I’m yo ho!
Yo qween ho!
(Ooh yeah!)
And dis my show!
(Yo Ho… yo!)
Yo qween ho!
And I betchoo didn’t know…
Celery, peanut butter, raisins: ants on a log
Twist me like a pretzel, I’m a downward facing dog
Sittin in my director’s chair, I call all da shots
“Now you feather Susan’s Loochey, and you stir Annie’s Potts!”
Kick on the 1! 2! 3! 4!
And a ratatat! … Oh honey, you want more?
I’ll whip you with Orion’s belt, I’m the brightest fucking star
I’m crying while I’m dunking, I’m Paula Abdul-Jabbar
I’m clearing house wit dem giant checks
I’m a witch with a brew: I just started to hex!
I’m yo ho!
Yo qween ho!
(Ooh yeah!)
And dis my show!
(Yo Ho… yo!)
Yo qween ho!
Um, in case you didn’t know…
Baby. gurl. mama’s. runt
My first word was cunt, cunt
BABY. GURL. MAMA’S. RUNT
MY FIRST WORD WAS CUNT, CUNT
BABY! GURL! MAMA’S! RUNT!
MY FIRST WORD WAS CUNT, CUNT!
Meow
Turn on da tube and what did I see?
Pope rippin' up my photo on live tv!
I don’t stop and I don’t quit
Oreo cookie with some milk from my tit
Like Milli love Vanilli, like Courtney Love some Cox
To all my Jews in my hood raise up yo bagels and yo lox!
This bitch is off her leash now, cats are fuckin' in the yard
“Now order me a mystical pizza with a side of chicken paillard.”
No comprendo señor? Don’t get what this song’s about?
This is “Hoz Theme” mother fucker… YOU figure it out
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Wendy Ho

Wendy Ho

About “Hoz Theme” by Wendy Ho

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"Hoz Theme" is credited to Wendy Ho. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Hoz Theme" appears on "The Gospel According to Ho".

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