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The Gospel of Ho Lyrics by Wendy Ho

The Gospel According to Ho

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My brothas and sistas
We have gathered here today
To listen to a sista who has sinned in every way
Up and down, back and forth and side to side
So many times that she almost nearly died!
Well this here's a story
The Torment and The Glory
Of a ho…
The Gospel of Ho
She was a daughter of delusion, as a baby left alone
Suppressed by her fellow man, strung out, put down and stoned
Well she done some dirty deeds
But now oh look how she has grown
So let him who is without sin be the first to cast a stone…
Oh I said ah this here's a story
The Torment and the Glory
Of a ho…
The Gospel of Ho
Big and small I've done em all
It doesn't matter the size
I'm a workin girl for cryin' out loud
No need to patronize
So if you're sittin' in yo seat wondering
What more could be in store?
Well that's what you get when you come to a show that's about a fuckin whore!
Blow jobs (Blow jobs!)
Butt sex (Butt sex!)
69! (69!)
Natti bowtie (Natti Bowtie!)
Abraham Lincoln (Abraham Lincoln!)
Starfish winkin'! (Starfish winkin'!)
Two in the goo, one in the poo (Two in the goo, one in the poo!) 
Chutney lingus, chutney lingus, chutney… (Chutney, and chutney, and…)
Now hold on… stop the song right there
Has anybody seen my bag balm?
Well, well, well…
This here's a story
The Torment and the Glory of a ho
The Gospel of Ho!
Credits
Wendy Ho

Wendy Ho

About “The Gospel of Ho” by Wendy Ho

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"The Gospel of Ho" is credited to Wendy Ho. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"The Gospel of Ho" appears on "The Gospel According to Ho".

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