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Drunk Sluts Lyrics by Wheeler Walker Jr.

Ol’ Wheeler

2017

[Verse 1]
Don't understand the gals I meet much lately
Never sure quite what they wanna hear
They're all hittin' up the club, drinkin' real expensive bub
All I really wanted was a beer

[Chorus]
Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts
Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts
When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me
Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts

[Verse 2]
They say the girls comin' up these days are looser
One date with them they'll let you spend the night
I click on the internet, watch a million different porno clips
And so far, I ain't seen the same girl twice

[Chorus]
Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts
Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts
When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me
Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts

[Bridge]
I know I'm gettin' older
But every gal can't be like these
Don't get me wrong I like to fuck, but it's easier sometimes to pee
Girls these days want the DJ, not the singer
Some douchebag scratchin', dressed up like a moose
I'm too distracted to flirt, they're all wearin' real short skirts
If I squint, I can pretty much see their cooch

[Chorus]
Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts
Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts
When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me
Now I only seem to meet
Doesn't give a shit to me
Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts
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Wheeler Walker Jr.

Wheeler Walker Jr.

About “Drunk Sluts” by Wheeler Walker Jr.

Read the complete lyrics to "Drunk Sluts" by Wheeler Walker Jr. from the album "Ol’ Wheeler" in 2017. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Comedy, Country.

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"Drunk Sluts" is credited to Wheeler Walker Jr.. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Drunk Sluts" appears on "Ol’ Wheeler" in 2017.

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