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Eatin’ Pussy / Kickin’ Ass Lyrics by Wheeler Walker Jr.

Fuck You Bitch: All-Time Greatest Hits

2016

[Verse 1]
Friday night I just got off work
My boss, man, he's such a jerk
So after work I went to his house
Ate his wife's pussy and kicked his ass
[Chorus 1]
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
[Post-Chorus]
That's what I do
That pussy taste good
[Verse 2]
Monday morning I got laid off
So I celebrated with some alcohol
Standing in the unemployment line
I see this young girl's bush and said, "it's breakfast time"
Security Guard said, "you can't do that here"
So I kicked him in the nuts before I drank a beer
Girl at the counter said, "do you want a job?"
And I said, "okay" and then I ate her pussy
[Chorus 1]
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
[Post-Chorus]
That's what I do
[Bridge]
Pussy in the mornin', sugar
Pussy in the night, yeah
I eat a lot of pussy
And then I get into a fight
[Verse 3]
Thursday night I was feeling pretty great
I was walking past the honkeytonk on broadway
I see this young girl, she's smilin' at me
So I took her back to my place and I paid her fee
Took off her skirt, I knew that somethin' was wrong
Where there's supposed to be a pussy this girl had a dong
I was bored and since I'd paid anyway
I sucked his dick and then I kicked his ass
[Chorus 2]
Suckin' dick and kickin' ass
Suckin' dick and kickin' ass
Suckin' dick and kickin' ass
Suckin' dick and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass
[Outro]
(I don't want my name on this)
God dammit fuckin' play motherfucker
Where'd everybody go? God dammit
Credits
Wheeler Walker Jr.

Wheeler Walker Jr.

About “Eatin’ Pussy / Kickin’ Ass” by Wheeler Walker Jr.

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