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Dinosaur Rap Lyrics by Whitest Kids U’ Know

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[Intro]
Okay
It's Guinness Book of World Records time
This is the first rap song about gettin' high with dinosaurs
[Refrain]
I smoke a joint tonight
I smoke a joint tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs are blazing blunts tonight
We blazing blunts tonight
We blazing blunts tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs is on the hunt tonight
[Verse 1]
I'll only spit this one time so let me take it slow
I started to get high about an hour ago
But then the buzzer rang, I looked out the peephole
It was a whole bunch of raptors, and they just won't go
I stepped back and the knocks I just tried to ignore
Thought I was safe, but they knew how to open doors
And without even asking they just came on in
They started smoking my weed and then they called their friends
[Refrain]
I smoke a joint tonight
I smoke a joint tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight
We rollin' bones tonight
We rollin' bones tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight
I smoke a spliff tonight
I smoke a spliff tonight
Me and these dinosaurs is gettin' freakin' ripped tonight
We gettin' faced tonight
We gettin' faced tonight
And all these dinosaurs is crashin' at my place tonight
[Verse 2]
An Allosaur's in the corner trying to pack the bong
Hot boxin' in the john with a Pteranodon
Now a Compy and a Steg-o startin' to get it on
But I can barely move because this weed's the bomb
Ankylosaur's makin' s'mores and eatin' Lucky Charms
Pterodactyl took my whole bag of Pepperridge Farms
T-Rex just went and set off the fire alarm
And now he can't get it out because he's got little arms
[Refrain]
I smoke a joint tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight
We rollin' bones tonight
We rollin' bones tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight
[Verse 3]
Now my neighbors on the phone said she called the cops
And this really freaked out the Triceratops
He's tryin' climb out the window and we yellin' stop
'Cause I'm on the fifth floor and it's a heck of a drop
We heard a knock then the cops said they wanted in
Then the Saurolophus tried to go and talk to them
But he made things worse cause he reeked of weed and gin
But luckily Dilophosaurus quickly jumped on in
They said we were too loud and that folks were in bed
Diloph' told the cops we would be quiet instead
But then they shined the light and asked why his eyes were red
We were busted, so thats when he bit of their heads
[Refrain]
I smoke a joint tonight
I smoke a joint tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight
We rollin' bones tonight
We rollin' bones tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight
I smoke a spliff tonight
I smoke a spliff tonight
Me and these dinosaurs is gettin' freakin' ripped tonight
We gettin' faced tonight
We gettin' faced tonight
And all these dinosaurs is crashin' at my place tonight
[Outro]
Yeahhh
First rap song about gettin' high with dinosaurs
You're welcome...
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