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Pobody’s Nerfect Lyrics by Whitney Avalon

2019

(spoken)
Hi there, I'm Janet. Depending on what dimension you're in, I may look slightly different from what you're used to, but don't let that distract you from this important message
(sung)
I’m not a human, I cannot feel pain
I don’t have a heart, but I love just the same
I’ve evolved far beyond what other Janets can do
So don’t fork with me or I will fork with you
I’m not a girl, also not a robot
Ninety-nine trillion degrees, so yeah I’m smokin’ hot
I can’t die, so remember who you’re talking to
If you murder me I will reboot and THEN I’ll fork with you
I contain all knowledge
But pobody's nerfect
I'm a walkie talkie
But pobody's nerfect
I create life out of nothing
But pobody's nerfect
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, can't you see
Nobody's perfect, except probably me
(spoken)
According to the research I just did into 2,453,660 songs, this one's so catchy you'll never get it out of your head!
(sung)
I keep secrets, helping is my passion
I rock all shades of 70s flight attendant fashion
Yes, I'm always smiling but don't get the wrong impression
I will ruin you while I maintain this facial expression
In a fight I'll kick demons 'cross the room
I don't sell violins, but I'll orchestrate your doom
In the Good or the Bad or the Medium Place
I'm the Janet with a plan and it's to save the human race
I'm high in potassium
But pobody's nerfect
I'm an amazing jazz drummer
But pobody's nerfect
I can explain the time knife
But pobody's nerfect
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but actually
Nobody's perfect, except probably me
If they call me Helper Woman I don't get mad
Busty Alexa? Still wrong, but not half bad
If they want me to appear, they can’t sobriquet it
My name is J-A-N-E-T and don't you dare forget it
(spoken)
I always pop up in whatever direction they're not looking - it's fun!
(sung)
My void is boundless
But pobody's nerfect
I count as carry-on luggage
But pobody's nerfect
Again, I can literally create life, and I use the passing of time as a lotion, like a god
But pobody's nerfect
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but seriously
Nobody's perfect, except probably me
I could lie, but here's something totally true
If you touch my friends then Schur as shirt I’ll forking fork with you!
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Whitney Avalon

Whitney Avalon

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