GIRL (spoken) Janie's mom said God's a woman. That's not true, right? MOM (spoken) Well, honey, different religions believe different things. Let's see which one makes sense to you! Catholics believe the Pope is magic When he sits in his fancy chair They eat God's body once a week It tastes like paper but they don't care Don't stay late at church or you might End up with a priest in a dark room Jesus wants your donations He came to Earth so he could die GIRL (spoken) That doesn't make sense! MOM Okay then, we'll move on Have you heard of Islam? Allah will judge the infidels Mohammed flew on a white horse The rules are from 610 AD But they try to follow them still, of course Men can have a lot of wives Women must be covered from head to toe There's fasting, stoning, and a space rock They kill anyone who burns their book GIRL (spoken) That doesn't make sense! MOM Okay then, we'll move on There are other options You've gotta know what works for you It's smart to learn before you choose If you pick a religious view GIRL It's gotta make sense It's gotta make sense! MOM Jews believe God speaks Hebrew He cares what they do and say He gets mad if they write his name Or answer the phone on Saturday He likes playing pranks on people He told Abraham to kill his son A savior will come, the dead will rise Then the world will be perfect till the end of time GIRL (spoken) That doesn't make sense! MOM Okay then, we'll move on The next one's really wacky! Human bodies are packed with phaetons They have many past lives in space Don't use science, use dyanetics Get an e-meter and know your place Seventy-five million years ago Lord Xenu put humans on Earth Stuck an h-bomb in a volcano Now he's trapped inside a mountain GIRL (spoken) That doesn't make sense! MOM Okay then, we'll move on But they get to meet Travolta (GIRL shakes head) MOM (spoken) Well, why don't you tell us what does make sense then, Einstein McCrankypants? GIRL Satan was the serpent in the Garden of Eden He and his demons are everywhere I will grow more powerful And spread his darkness and despair The devil tells us to destroy religion Except for his, 'cause it's the best And sometimes we please him by taking drugs Killing humans, and drinking their blood! PARENTS That doesn't make sense GIRL (demon voice) It does make sense
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