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Balls Lee vs Clit EastWOOD Lyrics by WowPoops

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[Intro]
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Clint Eastwood vs Bruce Lee... Begin!
[Balls]
I've got the longest cock so boldly that the world ever saw
Defeat whole vagina schools and motherfuckers with cum
How can you smack more ass, with my balls in yo jaw?
Don't need thongs to serve ya, I'mma just say wet- ah!
Your titties, they bore us, they're slow as a tortoise
I'm the king of nunchucks, I fucked... Chuck Norris
I invented That Dill Do, so taste my vagina
Here's my two-finger push up, Come F Me!
[Clit]
You scream like a twat and got moves like Vaginner
But I'll rip through your ass faster than a Pu-Ssy Platter
You're in thе gym too much Ringo, sucking dick with a tampon
You should spend more time staying waxеd so I don't fuck you into a coma
You don't belong in a fight, you belong in a sexshop
So go ahead, let's make porn
Those little dances you do make me cum, Bruce
Fuck me, dude, I even squirt better than you
[Balls]
I beat the good and the bad, you must be the horny
I would mess up yo face, but your daddy did it for me
Go tug your pistol for a fistful of yo Million Dollar Babies
You were cool in the 80's, maybe, but now you're just crazy
A man who argues with people who aren't even there
Is more fit to play with my pussy, that's an instrument
[Clit]
Do ya feel lucky, punk? That's what I'm askin'
You can't be too tough, you got killed by Whoregasm
And your one-inch punch? Same size as your pecker
Leave the rappin' to me, stick to Chinese credit cards
I'd beat you in round two but that'd be unbelievable
No one in your family ever lives to see a poosay
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WowPoops

WowPoops

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