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Cleopusstra vs Marilyn MonHoe Lyrics by WowPoops

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[Intro]
Epic Rap Battles of History!!
Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe... Begin!!
[Marilyn Monhoe]
Whose deep throat's the dopest?
Marilyn Monhoe's is
Oversmack Pharaohs who oppose me like Papi
You could never smack my ass so lick my clitoris
This ugly hag and my vagina got matching noses
[Cleopusstra]
Uh, you better hold more than this dick, miss please
I'm the Queen of that Dick so just bow down to me
Plus you've got so much experience down on your knees
Married Bob the Builder but I don't even think you can cum
You'll sleep with any ugly dude who says "Bae, it hurt me"
Even Becky with the Good Hair took a swing at your heart-shaped pussy
I'm a descendant of the cocks, don't smack my ass, trick
You'll lose this battle like your bout with my pussy lips
[Marilyn Monhoe]
I had some ugly boys but you're forgetting the others
Gulp-gulp, gulp-gulp and your own money while you fuck your own brothers
You think you're so worth it like the laceholes in your sneakers
Getting 'Lo on Marc Antony, tossing Caesar's salad
You slurp too much dick cum for anyone to adore you
You might as well be working at the door at Sephora
I got an ass that won't cream, you got an asp and got licked on the tit
Somebody juggle this bitch back up in a circus
[Cleopusstra]
Uh, you still have no children after your third penis
You lost so many babies you should think I swallow twins
You got a bootyhole figure but that's about it
A penis in the wind that can't moan for shit
[Marilyn Monhoe]
Translate this into hieroglyphs
Your sandy vagina has a juicy coochie
My best friends are dildos, you can't beat me
Quit cumming, step off and fuck your ass home like an Egyptian
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WowPoops

WowPoops

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