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Funkmaster Sex Lyrics by Xx_Pu$$i-D3$tr0y3rrr_xXxX

May Two Four

2020

[Intro: Young Pu$$i & His Grandfather]
Grandpa, why don’t you put on something we can all enjoy?
Nah, this is from my time. Let me enjoy this moment, please
No, no, no. I’m changing it
Now this is REAL music!
[Verse 1: Xx_Pu$$i-D3$tr0y3rrr_xXxX]
My name is Pu$$i and I’m here to say
That I’m killing raps in a major way
No matter what I can, or I cannot say
I’mma do it anyway, to medicate your brain
I’m funky on the beat, keep it real on the street
If you come up to me, I’mma mince you like some meat!
I’m the reason you can’t sleep, peanut butter to jelly
I’ma kick you off your feet, while you’re falling, punch your teeth!
I’ma peter pipe your peeps, if you’re peeping at my piece!
I’m more lethal than police when they see my Jesus piece!
Like a Swedish in IKEA, you expect me to be here
I’m an onomatopoeia to BOOM BOW PUH, see ya!
Just when you think that you’re above me in the sky
I’m the kind of dynamite to set a fire on your kite!
I’m the guy to the buy the rightest type of vitamins, you see
Don’t affect me in the slightest, but I got HIV
I’ll still you love right, girl, got me begging on my knees
I’ll give you a piece of my heart and a pendant at least
If you try to be discrete, hire a hitman on me
I’mma marry your auntie and I’ll make you my niece!
[Hook: Xx_Pu$$i-D3$tr0y3rrr_xXxX]
Funkmaster sex! (x7)
Funk-m-m-m-master!
[Verse 2: Xx_Pu$$i-D3$tr0y3rrr_xXxX]
You can’t see me, like my name’s John Cena
I believe what I see. Can’t see ya, I don’t believe ya!
I’m ripping my chicken strips, dipping my fingertips
Sippin’ on gin and shit, sittin’ in Cineplex!
Eating PBJ’s, watching my teeth decay
I’ma date a renegade, to get the hell up out this place!
Since I’ve been a kid, I’ve been a lover of the cold
Prince said in ’84, like my father, I’m too bold!
I’m a product of Eminem, JAY-Z, every member
Of Outkast. My bars are just colder than December!
I’m too cold to get a sunburn, and you know I’m getting better
I know you’ll forget, but please just…
[Outro: Superman Radio Show]
Remember!
Remember this as long as you live!
Whenever you meet up with anyone
Who is trying to cause trouble between people
Anyone who tells you that a man can’t be a good
American because he’s a Catholic, or a Jew, or a Protestant, or whatever
You can be pretty sure he’s a rotten American himself
Not only a rotten American, but a rotten human being
Don’t ever forget that!
Credits
Xx_Pu$$i-D3$tr0y3rrr_xXxX

Xx_Pu$$i-D3$tr0y3rrr_xXxX

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