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I Joined the Illuminati Lyrics by Xx_Pu$$i-D3$tr0y3rrr_xXxX

Pu$$i’s Singles

2016

[Intro: Xx_Pu$$i-D3$tr0y3rrr_xXxX]
Hello
Pu$$i D3$tr0y3rrr back in this for round 2
Jeez man
Syphilis!
[Verse: Xx_Pu$$i-D3$tr0y3rrr_xXxX]
I’ve been trying so hard
You literally make me hard
Call me Dwayne Johnson
‘Cause this Johnson gon’ be harder than a rock
I never stop makin’ my way to the top
Notch is a Minecraft maker
Her orgasms can never be faker
Bang ‘em so hard
You better call me the stapler
You been waiting on a Christmas mixtape
It was never in the making
Bang your nan so hard
It wasn’t cookies she was baking!
I’m the one and only
Have English with Angeloni
My fans ain’t phony
Nans ride my dick like a pony
Some call me the prophet
I blow like Pearl Harbour
Now, please tell me, “who’s your mother-effin’ barber?”
If you’re wonderin’
Mine is my own Papi
Climbin’ all the way to the top
Nobody can stop me
I’m a butcher, A. Kutcher on That 70’s Show
My lyrics are like a river, so the flow
I’m the night and the day
I bang your nan everyday
You can call me gay
While I’ll just call her my bae
I finally wrote down lyrics
This time no freestyle
Dishin’ dimes like Lowry
And you can call me Kyle
Now let me get 2 things straight here:
Pu$$i D3$tr0y3rrr is the best rapper and will never disappear
You know that E = MC2
But what you never knew, is that E = I never really cared!
I’ll always be handin’ out these equations
But you’ll never ever get ‘em cause you ain’t even Asian
And yo Petu, PS4 is master race
And CS:GO is a mother-effin’ disgrace
And Vic. O., go eat your perogies
And have fun in your little Martin Garrix orgies
And Victoria Elizabeth, OMG, you’re so nice!
Just kiddin’, you loser. Now, go eat your ice!
Sraka, sraka, you’re so funny, you loser!
Joke! More like you’re a shit player, like Carlos Boozer!
Jennel Medeiros, you’re su-super cool, fun to talk to
More like, you’re a loser and smell like poo!
And speaking of poo
Osaru, I’m coming for you
‘Cause I’m the best rapper in the game
Some even call me David Blaine
Unfortunately, kids
We’ve come to the end of this song
I’ll see you, babies, later
While I go touch your nan's thong!
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Xx_Pu$$i-D3$tr0y3rrr_xXxX

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