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The Ulcer Rap Lyrics by ZDoggMD

2010

[Intro]
Uh, yeah, ZDoggMD
YouTube
Samix dropped the beats
Nurse, another bag of normal saline for the ladies at the bar
And pour some out for the GI bleeders who didn’t make it
Word to the ICU
[Verse]
ZDoggMD, board certified to be, the #1 doctor on the mic, you won’t see
Another MD like me, an O.G. who nearly O.D.’d on med school, it’s Doctor Z
Comin’ direct to check the med rec and drop some truth on some meds that can
Wreck
Your gut if you aren’t aware, I ain’t trying to scare, I’m just trying to share
Cause I care
About the N to thе S to the A-I-D-S
Motrin, ibuprofen and the rеst
Of the class known as Non Steroidal
Anti Inflammatory Drugs, the little slugs
That people take, for their aches and pains
They don’t realize the strains
That these meds put on the stomach lining
It ain’t whining
I’m just depicting and defining and further outlining the type
Of damage pain killers do
Breaking down the gut mucosa through and though, forming an ulcer and the blood
It begins to spew
A tarry black goo
Out the rectum
Wrecked him? It damn near killed him, G!
So when you check in the bowl, that’s what I’m smellin’ ah
The foul black stool we call melena
Cause when an ulcer in the stomach starts to bleed real fast
We take an endoscope and POP A CLIP IN THAT ASS!
So unless you wanna swallow that scope I suggest
You pay attention to these rhymes that are dope, and then lest
You be at higher risk if you use aspirin
Or steroids, or blood thinners
Quit multitasking!
If you already have ulcers you’ll just make em worse
And your next ride could be a hearse
Which is why for these patients we choose tylenol
Cause when your bleeding out your ass you ain’t smiling, y’all
So now you know about the whole ulcer issue, if you died then we’d miss you
When you wipe, check tha’ tissue. (ZDogg, ZDogg!)
[Outro]
Check tha’ tissue, G
(ZDogg, ZDogg!)
Credits
ZDoggMD

ZDoggMD

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