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Dane Cook

Dane Cook

51 songs
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2010
Album
Nov 2010
I Did My Best - Greatest Hits

15 tracks

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Album
Nov 2010
I Did My Best - Greatest Hits

15 tracks

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2005
Album
Dec 2005
SNL Digital Shorts

1 track

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Album
Dec 2005
SNL Digital Shorts

1 track

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Album
You Have to Fucking Eat

1 track

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Album
You Have to Fucking Eat

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Top Songs

#1
The atheist
#2
Umm, Hello?
#3
My son optimus prime
#4
Someone S#!t on the Coats
#5
One night stand / dj diddles
#6
Itchy asshole
#7
The Nothing Fight
#8
Dream house

About Dane Cook

Discography

I Did My Best - Greatest Hits
15 tracks · 2010
SNL Digital Shorts
1 track · 2005
You Have to Fucking Eat
1 track

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The atheist

Here's what went down, okay. I'm standing next to this guy, this entire thing starts off with a sneeze. A sneeze started this entire situati…

Umm, Hello?

Then get this right? I'm driving along man I'm driving as I'm driving I'm driving safely. I'm obeying the rules..of the road Whatever sign c…

My son optimus prime

I think about having kids. I'd love to have some kids I've been thinking about kids. I wanna have like 19 kids I think naming them, that's g…

Someone S#!t on the Coats

That I'm excited to share with you tonight And one thing I've realized is that we all want to leave behind a legacy; We all want to be remem…

One night stand / dj diddles

Say, sweet thang (Uh-huh) You know I couldn't help but notice You looking all good over here (Yeah) I was wondering, do you wanna It makes m…

Itchy asshole

The other day, I don't know if you've ever gotten this, it was about 2:30 In the afternoon. I got the itchy-est asshole I've ever gotten on …

The Nothing Fight

Am I the only person here who loves to watch a couple Together that hates each others guts? That has to be the most entertaining thing when …

Dream house

Thinking about my future, start thinking about my dream House. Gosh, can’t wait. Everybody’s got a dream house The house of your dreams. You…

Not So Kool-aid

I'll tell you what dream used to scare me when I was a little kid Used to actually totally give me nightmares: Remember those kool-aid comme…

Fuk And The Finga

I've been swearing a lot lately Ever go through those modes where you just can't help but swear All the time? Fuck is like the best word eve…

Discography at a glance

51

Songs on Lyrks

3

Albums

34

Singles

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Dane Cook is a music artist with 51 songs on Lyrks.

Popular tracks by Dane Cook include The atheist, Umm, Hello?, My son optimus prime, Someone S#!t on the Coats, One night stand / dj diddles. Browse full lyrics on Lyrks.

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