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Someone S#!t on the Coats Lyrics by Dane Cook

I Did My Best - Greatest Hits

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That I'm excited to share with you tonight
And one thing I've realized is that we all want to leave behind a legacy;
We all want to be remembered for something
And then I was thinking going, How can I be remembered?
And then I suddenly realized you can do it on a daily bases
Even if it's one on one with people
For example, the other day, I saw a young boy
And he was eating an ice cream cone
I ran up and I smashed it into his face
I leaned in, I go, You remember me forever! and I ran away
Cause you know when he's 50, he's gonna be like
One day a man ran up to me, I did not know this man
He smashed my treat into my eyes. And he pointed and said
"You fuckin remember me forever."
But I did not say fuckin, I did not say that
He added fuckin to make the story more intense and interesting
He deserves to have ice cream smashed in his face
Cause he's a lying 50 year old man. I did NOT say fuckin
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Dane Cook

Dane Cook

About “Someone S#!t on the Coats” by Dane Cook

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