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I think about having kids. I'd love to have some kids
I've been thinking about kids. I wanna have like 19 kids
I think naming them, that's gonna be fun
Whatever the names you come up with, that's exciting, right there
You get to both decide, "Hey, do you wanna name that.. nooo i don't like
That. Alright." It's like a little game, you try and come up with....
I already have names picked out. I don't even know
First kid, boy, girl.. I don't care. First one that comes out I'm naming it
RHRHRHH
I think it's beautiful. It's feminine but strong at the same time
"Time for bed RHRHR.. I SAID TIME FOR BED RHRHRHRHHR!!!!
NO COOKIES RHRHRHR!!!! Typical RHRHR!!
Daddy's on the phone RHRRH.. daddy's on the phone..."
I'm gonna name a group of kids after my favorite cartoon
I'm gonna name a bunch of them after Transformers. That'a be great!
Oh ya! Just to be like, "Optimus Prime come here for a second
I wanna talk to you. Come here. You sit next to Megatron
We're gonna have a little chit-chat over here
I am the Cobra Comander in this.. RHRHRHRHRHRHR!!!!
I SAID NO COOKIES!!!! RHRHRHRHRRHAHRHRRHHAHARHAHHH!!!
RHRHRHRHRRHR! This FUCKING HRHRRHRHRRH is driving me up a
FUCKING wall! RHRHRHRHAHRHARHARHAHRHRHRHR!!!"
Wouldn't it be fun to have a bunch of kids and abandon them somewhere..
Just knock em out of the car
"I'm out.. "
What do you think they'd talk about? hahaha
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Dane Cook

Dane Cook

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