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Chicken Kiev Lyrics by Bill Bailey

2018

[Verse 1]
A farming incident in Ukraine
Poultry will never be the same
A revolution, the world held it's breath
The day the chickens marched on Kiev
[Verse 2]
Their beaks are shiny and not very long
Their wings are tiny and not very strong
Bravely they marched, their banners all a-flutter
Stop pumping us with garlic a-butter
[Verse 3]
The first to fall was the bravest of fowl
He attacked a queue in KFC, they killed him with a trowel
They grabbed the body 'cause the staff was gonna chuck it
They buried him with some coleslaw in a hero's bucket
[Bridge]
Hurrah, hurrah, this chicken havoc we are wreaking
Rejoice, rejoice, the ducks have taken Peking
[Verse 4]
Nothing left, all streets swept clean
No chickens, no chickens to be seen
Just a lone voice in this poultry Waterloo
You can cut off our heads, but we'll still be chasing you
The day the chickens marched on Kiev
Credits
Bill Bailey

Bill Bailey

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