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Everything about European life suggests a much more laid-back lifestyle, even things like sirens. You know, here our sirens are very functional

[British two-tone siren plays]

It sort of says “Come-On Come-On Outthe-Way Outthe-Way. Whataremy-jobsworth.”

[British two-tone siren plays, descending in note at the end]

Which to me denotes disappointment

[British two-tone siren plays, descending in note at the end]

Interestingly, you never hear them go the other way do you?

[British two-tone siren plays, ascending in note at the end]

They never do that, do they?

“Here he comes, look, oh there he goes up!”
[British two-tone siren plays, ascending in note at the end]

Because that would be defying the laws of physics, wouldn’t it? That would be an ambulance attending an emergency in another dimension

[British two-tone siren plays, ascending in note at the end at holding said note as sci-fi effects play]
[Bailey speaks alien gibberish]

Here, very functional
[British two-tone siren plays]

European sirens, lot more lyrical, aren’t they?
[Four-tone “European siren” plays] x2

It’s like: “Yes, there is an accident, but let’s enjoy the ride.”

[Four-tone “European siren” plays]

In fact the French ones are like this: [Snippet of French-sounding accordion music plays]

That’s just the bit you hear as it goes past, if you listen to it all down the street, it’s like this:

[Instrumental long-winded French-sounding accordion music plays]


[Verse (Singing)]
Attention!
Nous sommes blessés!
Nous avons un homme
Il s’appelle Jean-Michel
Sa jambe est cassé
Avec une jeune fille
Elle s’appelle Gisèle
(C’est si belle.)
Ils ont montés dans un arbre
Pour faire l’amour
Il a adopté la position misionnaire
(C’est populaire.)
Il est tombé
Sa jambe est cassé
Attention!
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Bill Bailey

Bill Bailey

About “Sirens” by Bill Bailey

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"Sirens" is credited to Bill Bailey. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Sirens" appears on "The Ultimate Collection... Ever!".

Visit the Bill Bailey artist page at /artist/bill-bailey for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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