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Cockney Medley Lyrics by Bill Bailey

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Rising up, take your time, to the challenge of your rival
Things are tough when you're out on your own
It's a thrill its a will to survive
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of your rival
You're the last sole survivor
You're the cream of the crop
It's a thrill when you look in the eye
Of the tiger
Oh, take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Won't you take me down
The Old Kent Road
I'm so excited, I just can't hide it
I'm out of control and think I like it
Heathcliffe, it's me, I'm Kathy, I've come home
Put the kettle on, have a lovely cup of tea
I'm the firestarter, the cockney firestarter
I'm the cockney firestarter
I'm the cockney firestarter
I start the cockney fires
I get my cockney matches out
This one doesn't really work...
You stitched me right up baby, right up
Like a kipper baby, right up, right up
You stitched me right up baby, right up
Like a kipper baby, right up, right up
The bats have left the bell tower
The virgins have been bled
'Cos Bella Lugosi's dead
He had a girls name
Bella Lugosi's dead
Undead, Undead, Undead
Bella Lugosi's dead
I'll have his chips then
Bella Lugosi's dead
This means nothing to me oh Vienna
Here in my car I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
Put the handbrake on
Sitting in my lovely car
I've never seen you looking so lovely as you look tonight
Never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many people looking like they wanna' have a lovely little dance
Lookin' for a little romance
Lady in red
Is dancing with me, oy
Cheek to cheek
I'll never forget
The way you look tonight
You scrubbed up lovely for a posh bird
Credits
Bill Bailey

Bill Bailey

About “Cockney Medley” by Bill Bailey

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"Cockney Medley" is credited to Bill Bailey. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Cockney Medley" appears on "The Ultimate Collection... Ever!".

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