[Intro: BiteIsMe]
This album is so edgy what the fuck?...
[Verse 1: Uncle Jack]
I'm addicted to porn
Whenever I eat salad I also add in the corn
Like a bell pepper got a mental crown full of thorns
Always blowing my DMs, how she blowing on my horn
Eating up all of that cob, both my kernels getting chopped
When she put it in her microwave that's when my corn pops
And I can't stop, no matter how fucking corny
This song is gonna be because I'm always acting horny
This same damn addiction ain't got no foundations
I cum in her pussy and she say corn-gratulations
Pay the prostitute a little bit of my corn bread
And send her back home with my seed so she gets corn bred?
I was born in the fog
Every day I'm tryna stick my tiny corn in that dog
In that bitch, got sеven different girls for thе hour
Blooming so hard that you can call me corn flour
No man should have all that power when I'm sucking on that breast
And my fantasies are darker than my buddy Kanye West
I got a cousin named Sammy in the afternoon he mourns
Always living in a fantasy with ghosts and unicorns
Saying "I miss momma" yeah buddy me too
But not her personality, it's only for that (hoo)
Your childhood a little less fucked up than mine
Maybe one you'll see why I chose six over nine
[Verse 2: Uncle Jack]
Before you was here I was a mothafucking pimp
Tore her legs like a crab, as she eating up my shrimp
And flashed me so hard that I turned epileptic
When I ghosted her texts, I just told her I'm dyslexic
Paraplegic, she can barely walk
My brother died, move on to his wife with my cock
They all say I gave her aids, but there ain't no guarantees
The only aid the she got with her mental health is my dick cheese
She hoping one day my brother will come back at her from the war healed
Then she fucking died and left me rotting at the corn field
Her son is living with me while I'm scouring in the porn feed
Crying like a chicken when I don't give him his corn feed
Bitch I'm on this dating app
Always call my name outside my door like fuck you waiting at
I get that I'm addicted but I'm also kinda busy
Didn't even want you here yo ass always making me dizzy
Barely two hoes fucking with me all because you here
Call my name once I fucking dare you don't get near
Always testing my patience, you fucking noisier than a grain
I'm bout to throw my damn laptop at you get off of my brain
Jesus Christ!
[Verse 3: Uncle Jack]
Now here’s why they say I’m affected
By every single thing that Sammy couldn’t have directed
Between staying calm and expressing my feelings
I’d rather berate him than let time do the healings
It traces to a girl in 2005
Back then, Sammy’s mom was somewhat feeling alive
But she still functioned well enough, thought it was a cold
And guess which fucking hoe gave me purpose to behold
The daughter of my father’s murderer, yeah it’s Daisy
Got her phone number, she couldn’t say maybe
Kicked it right off, then I told her my identity
She had to recollect, looked at me with serenity
Oh, I forgot about you Jack, doing fine?
And she didn’t even know her dad’s the one who killed mine
I guess that at the time aside from soul searching
I wanted some revenge, just to see his life turning
So I took his daughter with me, finessed
Love turned to obsession he put me to the test
Then all the sudden found myself with Jacob’s carcass
A gun in both of our hands, and Daisy running out my house towards the darkness
She was gone!
[Spoken Word: yi.st]
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