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CUCUMBER Lyrics by BiteIsMe

The Salad

2024

[Intro: Uncle Jack, Sammy]
(What did I tell you about getting stains on my fucking couch?!)
I'm sorry I didn't mean to...
(You're a fucking retard you know that?!... Why do you keep doing this?)
I'm not doing anything-
(Oh what so you think these fucking stains appeared out of nowhere?)
Get off my dick...
(Shut the FUCK UP!)

[Pre-Chorus: Sammy]
Oooh this song sucks I don't care Alex
(THE AUDIO'S CLIIIIPPPIIIIINNGGGGG!!!)

[Chorus: Sammy]
I be munching on that cucumber
If you ain't never eaten that you must've been a newcomer
The first of words that I said in English, was a cucumber
Calling me a money shark I'm much more of a moolah bear
Cucumber, cucumber, bought it at the store
It's a dollar fifty per, kilogram like before
Then I chop, chop it up, while I'm sipping a martini
Pull it- pull it out the fridge, I be munching on zucchini

[Verse: Sammy]
Cucumber munchy, cucumber crunchy
Punch you in the nutsack, cucumber punchy
Trash line, ain't got no cucumber time
Think of another one cucumber rhyme
I'm a cucumber bitch, bite out a chunk
Bite is my name, hard like a trunk (Sammy's my name, hard like a trunk)
Suck on my dick, better be quick
Cause the cucumber's, harder than my mothafucking stick
Bitch, suck my cucumber, green and yellow
So cold, I made a dildo out of jello
So bold, call me Lil Yachty
180 degrees, in the lyrics it ain't mellow
Cause she blew my dick just like a cello
Hello, why do you rhyme like that hoe
Talking all about yo cucumber nobody has to know
Bout yo business, selling cucumbers to every prostitute
You gotta practice before you gonna constitute

[Chorus: Sammy]
I be munching on that cucumber
If you ain't never eaten that you must've been a newcomer
The first of words that I said in English, was a cucumber
Calling me a money shark I'm much more of a moolah bear
Cucumber, cucumber, bought it at the store
It's a dollar fifty per, kilogram like before
Then I chop, chop it up, while I'm sipping a martini
Pull it- pull it out the fridge, I be munching on zucchini
I be munching on that cucumber
If you ain't never eaten that you must've been a newcomer
The first of words that I said in English, was a cucumber
Calling me a money shark I'm much more of a moolah bear
Cucumber, cucumber, bought it at the store
It's a dollar fifty per, kilogram like before
Then I chop, chop it up, while I'm sipping a martini
Pull it- pull it out the fridge, I be munching on zucchini

[Outro: Sammy]
Munching on zucchini god damn!
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BiteIsMe

BiteIsMe

About “CUCUMBER” by BiteIsMe

Read the complete lyrics to "CUCUMBER" by BiteIsMe from the album "The Salad" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap, Pop.

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"CUCUMBER" is credited to BiteIsMe. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"CUCUMBER" appears on "The Salad" in 2024.

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