All my favorite metal songs make the Devil seem cool and sick He's scary, that Beelzebub, he's spooky and he's slick So evil on the cover of Holy Diver and Dio's never wrong The dirty secret he'd never tell is They don't play Slayer in Hell The Devil makes his promises, he'll lure you in, it's a trick But it doesn't take a genius to see he's kind of a prick Even I know he's a dick and it's why I wrote this song The Devil is a big fat dong and fuck you if you think I'm wrong Metal has us all fooled Sorry Venom and Slayer fans But Satan isn't cool He's actually kind of a tool Slayer rules, Satan drools King Diamond's cool and the Devil's a fool The dirty secret he'd never tell is They don't play Slayer in Hell Metal has us all fooled Sorry Venom and Slayer fans But Satan isn't cool He's actually kind of a tool Slayer rules, Satan drools King Diamond's cool and the Devil's a fool The dirty secret he'd never tell is They don't play Slayer in Hell (Satan's kind of a dick) When you finally get to Hell You'll be so fucking pissed (Satan's kind of a dick) Hell Awaits gets no play During your seasons in the abyss (Satan's kind of a dick) Strictly pop music you'll be gettin' When you go south of Heaven (Satan's kind of a dick) Dick Hell's a bad place to be, like a pool in Vegas, hot and full of assholes And if you ask me, Satan ain't your friend, he's worse than a drunken masshole (Wicked pissa) Ozzy spoke of the Devil long ago and that dude doesn't lie The dirty secret he'd never tell is They don't play Slayer in Hell God, you even laugh like an asshole (Satan's kind of a dick) When you finally get to Hell You'll be so fucking pissed (Satan's kind of a dick) Hell Awaits gets no play During your seasons in the abyss (Satan's kind of a dick) Strictly pop music you'll be gettin' When you go south of Heaven (Satan's kind of a dick) The Devil's greatest trick is making Hell sound awesome, it's fucking not Sartre said, "Hell is other people" Other people suck So you're surrounded by other people Huey Lewis is playing Literally, Huey Lewis, the guy He's in Hell His hell is to play fucking forever Meanwhile you're getting raped by a giant dog with a screaming cock That would suck Forever
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