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Grandpa Metal

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i want a new
the power of
hip to be
back in the
oh god, help me
help me
what is it, my little Brian?
oh, Grandma, I had the most awful nightmare
i was in Hell with the Devil and Huey Lewis
i'm still scared, Grandma
of course you're scared, Brian
it sounds like a very scary nightmare and you're a sad little wimp
um, but Grandma, what about my Viking blood you're always talking about?
how can I be a wimp?
easy, because you're not Swedish enough, silly Brian
see, I fucked up and married your grandpa
and because our loser son bonked your pathetic mom
you're only one quarter viking
and you're three quarters pussy

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"Scary Nightmare" appears on "Grandpa Metal".

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