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Liar Lyrics by Chris Moyles

The Parody Album

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I invented the wheel
When I was only seven
I had dinner with god
When I popped into heaven
When I was just eleven
I've sailed right round the world
In just a tiny dinghy
I'm best mates with bill gates
I made his computer thingy
And I can lift a Mini
Yes I can lift a mini
Cos I'm a liar
Can fly, so high
Invented crisp and dry
I am in charge when the red arrows fly by
I'm a liar
I've seen, The Queen
Reading Nuts magazine
She used to buy it but she now gets it
For free
I can eat a packet of crisps
Whilst on a unicycle
I was friends with the Hoff
When people called him Michael
It was my idea
To do X Factor
Not that Simon Cowell
Cos I'm a liar
You dig, I'm big
I'm actually the stig
Was brought up by a pig just outside of Leeds
I'm a liar
I dance, I cook
Wrote Harry Potter books
But let that lady say she did cos she
Was nice
Cos I'm a liar
I'm a liar
Sliced bread, invented sliced bread
I did it with Joe Pesci sitting in a
Garden shed
Can climb a mountain
Came up with wheelie bins
And on the Starship Enterprise
I am the captain
Hob Nobs, invented Hob Nobs
Whilst having lunch with Noddy Holder
Eating meat cobs
Daytime TV
Is all made by me
I come up with all the ideas
Whist eating my tea
I'm a liar/ I'm a liar

About “Liar” by Chris Moyles

Read the complete lyrics to "Liar" by Chris Moyles from the album "The Parody Album". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Parody, Comedy, Psychedelic Rock.

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"Liar" is credited to Chris Moyles. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Liar" appears on "The Parody Album".

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