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Track 5 (And A Bit) Lyrics by Chris Moyles

The Difficult Second Album

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[Chris Moyles]
And now, ladies and gentlemen, a little song out to my friend, Ricky Wilson, and his ukulele:
[Ricky Wilson]
Track five and a bit
It's a little bit shit
It doesn't really matter 'cause it's over quickly
It doesn't really matter 'cause it's not even strictly
A song
And it doesn't last long
Track five and a bit
[Chris Moyles]
Track five and a bit
[Ricky Wilson]
And you have to admit
[Chris Moyles]
And you have to admit
[Ricky Wilson]
It gets stuck in your head 'cause it's extremely catchy
[Ricky Wilson and Chris Moyles]
The playing is poor
The lyrics are patchy as shit
So we really should quit
It's just a silly song upon a ukelele
[Chris Moyles]
Sing along if you're Australian or even Israeli
[Ricky Wilson]
We called up "Weird Al"
And asked him to be on
[Ricky Wilson and Chris Moyles]
He said he'd like to play it on his
Accordion
(Enter "Weird Al" and his accordion)
[Chris Moyles]
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. "Weird Al" Yankovic!
[Accordion solo]
[Ricky Wilson]
Track five and a bit
[Chris Moyles]
Track five and a bit
[Ricky Wilson]
You probably want to skip it
[Chris Moyles]
You probably want to skip it
[Ricky Wilson and Chris Moyles]
We had a little tape left
We thought that we'd try it
And hide it away
'Cause no one will buy it at all
Until we got a phone call
[Ricky Wilson]
Track five and a bit
[Chris Moyles]
Track five and a bit
[Ricky Wilson]
It's gonna be a big hit
[Chris Moyles]
It's gonna be a big hit
[Ricky Wilson and Chris Moyles]
We might do a version with One Direction
So dedicate a section of your record collection
To it
[Ricky Wilson]
Even though it's still shit
Credits
Chris Moyles

Chris Moyles

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