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Every Time Lyrics by DJ Spuddzz

Spuddillionouslessness

2019

[Verse 1]
Every time I write a song, I try to rap like Biggie Smalls
But the best thing I can rap about is having itchy balls
And the calls that I make as an umpire are always wrong
Every time I call the tackle high, they've held the ball too long
Every time I raise my beers, nobody cheers
Every time I try to make a joke, it ends up in tears
Every time I have pets, they're taken to the slaughter
Every time the day care bully picks a victim, it's my daughter
Every time I ask a question, the answer's no
Every time I get a good girlfriend, she's a ho
Every time I play tennis, I get aced
Every time I cover up my footsteps, they get traced
Every time I rob a bank, I pick an empty vault
Every time something goes wrong, it's my fault
Every time that I believe in something, they burst my bubble
Every time I order single ice cream, they give me double
Every time the teacher talks, I forget to pay attention
Every time I ghost write a song, I never get a mention
Every time I try to rap, it sounds kind of crap
Every time I take a nap, I wake up in a trap
Every time I bake a cake, it tastes like steak
Every time I mow the lawn, I do it with my fake rake
Every time I drop a track, people think that I'm a stoner
Every time I see a picture of my ex, I get a boner
[Verse 2]
Every time I fuck a whore, she'll always ask for more
So I'll break her jaw and make her sore, give her a gun to take to war
Every time I pop a vein, I am in a lot of pain
Every time I miss my train, I am left out in the rain
Every time I'm in a silent room, I fart
Every time I run a race, I'm out of breath before I start
Every time I float my boat in my moat, I sink
Every time I try to print in red ink, it comes out pink
Every time I flop my dick, everybody wants a lick
Every time I try a sick trick, I just look like a prick
Every time I pop a pill, it's prescribed by Dr Phil
Check my wallet, all I have is a five dollar bill
Every time I make my bed, I leave creases
Every time I eat bread, I have the end pieces
But every time I eat the bread, it goes stale
Every time I go to jail, no one pays me out on bail
Every time I have mail, it's just an empty box
Every time I step on rocks, I get holes in my socks
Every time I ride a horse, it breaks out of the stable
Every time I don't get my third course, I eat the table
Every time I take medicine, it makes me crook
Every time I do a song, I forget the hook
Every time I'm at the library, I make a lot of noise
Every time I make a promise, I go and dog the boys
[Verse 3]
Every time I start a new verse, I don't rehearse
Every time I'm on commercial radio, I curse
Every time I wank, I cum enough to fill a tank
Every time I order maple syrup, I get purple drank
Every time I'm hungry, we are out of food
Every time I step up on stage, I get booed
Every time I try to piss in the urinal, I miss
Every time I request Cold Chisel, they play Kiss
Every time I drop the bass, it lands on my face
Every time I explore, I end up in the same place
Every time I walk, I seem to shift a tec' plate
Every time I play chess, first move, I get in checkmate
Every time I roll green, it's peppermint chewy
And every time I light up, it gets pretty gooey
Every time I drink beer, it's from a shoe
Every time I hear a bad rumour 'bout me, it's true
Every time I visit New Zealand, I'm attacked by sheep
Every time I try to count them, I still don't get any sleep
But every time I only try to rest, I fall into a slumber
Every time I have to get zucchini, I get cucumber
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DJ Spuddzz

DJ Spuddzz

About “Every Time” by DJ Spuddzz

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"Every Time" appears on "Spuddillionouslessness" in 2019.

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