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Pointless Lyrics by DJ Spuddzz

2018

[Verse 1]
I'm fourteen years old and I always have been
My phone locks me out like the door's unhappy
I squeeze pills until they pop like a teenage addict
My fingernails dig wood, I don't need a hammer
I was born on March the nineteenth two-thousand-and-three
And then, the next day, I was conceived (you what mate?)
I got out for a duck and then I roasted it
Most people would hang their heads in shame but, being me, I boasted big
I'll post a pic on Facebook, I still don't know which one to choose
The face sounds entertaining but the book could get all up the news
If ignorance is bliss then knowledge is Eso
If I get famous for doing drugs then I'll probably be set in stone
Unless you're no good at spelling, there's no I in team
Mix cream with water, stick it in the freezer–there's your ice cream
In Doctor Chops' boot, I'll be cooking corn soup
Now I'm digging near trees because I'm looking for a root
[Hook]
People ask me why my songs are so pointless
It's 'cause I don't want you to share this song with your annoying friends
I make them cry, they can't wait until this joint ends
When I burn you, you'll feel kind of cool but still need ointment
[Interlude]
Nah, nah, nah, scrap that!
All right
Let's just take it to verse two
All right, keep it rolling
[Verse 2]
I broke the laws of gravity, now I'll probably go to jail
Release flu germs in the air, you’re gonna cough if you don't inhale
“Oh, Charlie's so hot!” Well, that's what I heard
So you better stay off me unless you wanna burn
A lot of birds tell me…tweet?
I don't know what that means but I'll tweet you next week
You say you follow the rules but I see that as stalking
Call me Chuck Norris, I built the hospital that I was born in
I'm horny like a brass instrumental
When the morning hits, I’m paralysed, I can't think or settle
This is the level of stupidity that can’t be topped
Unless you do it with whipped cream and cherries “Charlie, stop!”
I'll rip your vertebra out to let you know I have your back
Got so angry, I went out and punched a cone and smashed it flat
When I see food, I eat it: oysters, salmon, screw it, let's all
Take it back to hook, pointless as a new pencil
[Hook]
Pe-pe-people ask me why my songs are so pointless
It's 'cause I don't want you to share this song with your annoying friends
I make them cry, they can't wait until this joint ends
When I burn you, you'll feel kind of cool but still need ointment
Pe-pe-people ask me why my songs are so pointless
It's 'cause I don't want you to share this song with your annoying friends
I make them cry, they can't wait until this joint ends
When I burn you, you'll feel kind of cool but still need ointment
Credits
DJ Spuddzz

DJ Spuddzz

About “Pointless” by DJ Spuddzz

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