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Random 24 Bars Lyrics by DJ Spuddzz

2018

[Verse]
Attest to the fact, I'm the freshest blessing in rap
Step to my tracks, be left with fat lesbian rats
Nabbed a showman's hat and swapped it for a Renegades cap
I'm known to have the dopest raps, smoking meth with my cat
I'm never relaxed like a freshman who raps
Slapped your girlfriend's chest with an axe and left her dead in her flat
Boned her, left her with crabs, wrote her a seventies rap
Said to me "that was dope, although your energy lacks"
I tried to braid her hair, I made her scare a hairy Asian bear
I make aware mistakes, I wear shades and swear I hate to care
I staple pressed my neighbour's pecks to my table desk
Explained that yes, my slave's arrest made me get a great erection
It's kind of stiff like tryna fit Mariah's tits
In China's kids' tiny slippers, branded with a nine-inch sticker
I enjoy burping, I'd like to join the circus
A shiny coin's worth is like finding a loyal person
I'll eat a chicken in front of Lisa Simpson
And leave her with a bleeding lip, asleep with legal infants
I'll make you laugh, plus my bass guitar will praise your arse
Spray your car in grey farts and maybe start a rave party
Seven doors, metaphors, level-headed scores
I said it raw, leave you red and sore with a tennis ball
Slick attack with my dick attached to a cricket bat
She isn't mad, kick, relax and watch Illy bring it back
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DJ Spuddzz

DJ Spuddzz

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