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Confucius vs Nostradamus Lyrics by Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

2013

[Verse 1: Nostradamus]
This old Chinese whore
Doesn't know what's in store
I've read your crap
And I just can't take it anymore!
I'll tear, rip, and burn up
All five of your classics!
Then perform a Seventh Act and kick you
Back to the Jurassic!
You won't end up as a winner
You'll end up back in your grave!
If you only know how to
Tell little kids how to behave!
But you're going to try and prove
That you're the better player
Excuse me while I empty my mind, heart
And soul of all care!
[Verse 2: Confucius]
You don't know why I'm better
So Confucius say I show you why
You're winning?
Like frogs falling down from the sky
I'm from the Land of The Rising Sun
I'll defeat you like Chu
So gaisi de shishi
They even call me Kung Fu!
At least you admit
You're not really a prophet
You're on a road straight to hell
No way to get off it!
You need courage
Your people tend to usually run away
Winter Solstice 2012 mark
The end of your dignity!
[Verse 3: Nostradamus]
Oh please, I
Did not predict that shit, can't you see?
Stop worshipping your ancestors
And start worshipping me!
I'm clearly the superior man, you fat slob
Sorry, professional thinker doesn't count as a job!
[Verse 4: Confucius]
When I rap verbal Malaria, all falls ill!
The only plague you need to treat
Is your rapping skills!
You say you're gonna win
But I don't know how
For I predict the end of your world
To be about right now!
[Verse 5: Sigmund Freud]
Not so fast, losers
Prepare to get smoked
I don't just make up insults
I actually study jokes!
I'm the father of psychology
And hearing your monotony
Makes me want to take an axe
And give you a lobotomy!
You're not a talented seer
And you're not the Minister of Masses
If anatomy is destiny
I'm destined to crush your asses!
Thinking you're better than me is a gigantic mistake
Now that you're under my trance, awake, awake
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Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

About “Confucius vs Nostradamus” by Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

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