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George III vs Caligula Lyrics by Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

2013

[Verse 1: Caligula]
Oh lookie here
A Brit fresh outta his reign
Tell the world you can beat me?
You'll be diagnosed as insane!
You little old lunatic, with his hair so unkept
Historians will mark this up
As an assassination attempt!
I'm the original mad ruler
You're just a blood sucking freak!
I've got the best technique
And can make you shriek
Just ask the Greeks!
I'm a god, tell me George
Why haven't you bowed down?
When I'm done with ya'
Why don't you go back to talking to the clouds?
[Verse 2: George III]
By God, Caligula
Man up and behave!
I'll stab you with dirty lyrics
And dump you into a grave!
The cruelest form of torture
Is hearing the rhymes you spat!
While you sat on your ass
With your horse as a diplomat!
You're a bloody scoundrel
You choked up when you said you would win
I'll behead you like they did to Henry's wife
Anne Boleyn!
You bisexual, ugly, rapist, washed up, wally
I recommend some therapy
Before you try again to kill the sea!
[Verse 3: Caligula]
Aww, how cute
Mommy must be so happy
That she gave birth to this monster
With rhymes oh so crappy!
You'll surrender to me like you did
In 1785
Sixty years of you?
Oh God, I don't know how anyone survived!
[Verse 4: George III]
You should talk
I'm the one who has to rap against Little Boot!
You're such a weirdo
I'm surprised you don't bathe in your own poop!
My breakdowns?
Cause by nothing other than your rhymes
I'll make you give up and shut up
Every frigging time!

About “George III vs Caligula” by Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

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