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Homer vs Dante Lyrics by Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

2013

[Verse 1: Homer]
Allow the greatest ancient poet to dish out a diss soup
You're about to feel a pain worse than the wrath of Zeus!
And with one fell swoop I'll let my inner beast loose
Then reduce this douche until he begs for a truce!
Literature became bitter when you Babylonn-ed around
Just face the facts, bitch, you're of lower status than the ground!
And you're standing in front of the shaper of language, so kneel!
It seems that writing good poems is your Achilles' Heel!
[Verse 2: Dante Alighieri]
Brutto figlio de puttana, bastardo!
FIghting against this meek, Greek, geek? Che cazzo?
While you're a crusty little poet writing about Odysseus, I'm
Spitting fire like an Inferno so hot the Devil May Cry!
I'm sending people into laughing fits!
You just wrote about a stupid war, and one of the soldiers in it!
Sure, you practically compose stories longer than the Bible
But I'm not sure if "Epic" is the appropriate title!
[Verse3: Homer]
I hope you go straight through every layer of Hell
Then you'll finally see your story won't end well!
You're weak, fool, just listen to what the crowd says!
I'm a waterfall of knowledge, and you're nothing but a fountain!
[Verse 4: Dante Alighieri]
I'll keep this short and sweet like your little bitch meat
You winning? Dolce Stil No, get up and retreat!
I'm the Supreme Poet, cad, and you're naught but shit
Now I suggest you surrender, and hastily split!
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Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

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