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Isaac Newton vs Galileo Lyrics by Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

2012

[Verse 1: Galileo Galilei]
I look through my telescope
And what do I observe?
A scientist hiding in the corner
I guess he's lost his nerve!
Did you eat that apple after it fell on you?
No!
You fatty
We even measured weight after you
Oh!
I'm a gentleman of the town
All the ladies love my beard
With your curly wig and your ugly face
You just look weird!
You had a crush on Jesus
I rebelled against the church
It took you ages to find formulas
I just use Google Search!
[Verse 2: Isaac Newton]
You're so stupid that your dad
Made you drop out of school
You had three children without marrying?
Dude, not cool
Well at least you got a girl, I guess
That's sort of a plus
But I don't see YOU at your desk
Studying calculus!
I won't rap against anyone
Just the good ones
Henceforth
Your raps were as boring as watching
A chandelier swing back and forth!
But seriously Mr. Galilei
Your rhymes are just absurd
I'm smarter than you'll ever be
And I didn't even go to Oxford!
[Verse 3: Galileo Galilei]
I know you're sorry that you tried to step to me
But I shan't forgive!
Instead I'll write a book about this
"Dialogue Concerning the Worst Rapper to Ever Live"!
I'm so epic
Even Freddie Mercury thinks so!
Galileo, Galileo, Figaro
Your rhymes blow!
[Verse 4: Isaac Newton]
How about no?!
That song's nastier than your mom!
Better watch your head
'cause I'm dropping apple bombs!
I put a rapping curse on you
That'll flow throughout your kin!
Master Newton just defeated you
So take it on the chin!
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Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

About “Isaac Newton vs Galileo” by Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

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