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Leif Eriksson vs Christopher Columbus Lyrics by Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

2012

[Verse 1: Leif Eriksson]
Oh, what do we have here?
Oh right, Christopher Columbus
With your long nose and ugly face
You'll never get French-kissed!
Or Italian-Kissed
Or wherever the hell you're from
Anyone who thinks you discovered America
Is obviously dumb!
Nice try
But I got here 400 years before ya!
And the only reason you got here
Is because Isabella seems to adore ya'!
Now I understand it's hard to teach kids about Vikings
But you gotta tell them the truth!
Saying you discovеred America
Is like saying I killеd John Wilkes Booth!
[Verse 2: Christopher Columbus]
What are you gonna do?
Time travel and try to change kid's minds?
Or change the words on their homework
That they've sadly been assigned?
Yeah, I don't think so
You'll never get recognition!
I mean, you could have at least enslaved some people
On your expedition!
You're "Leif the Lucky" eh?
Well the luck stops here!
You're just Viking scum
I'm on a much higher tier!
What is this "Vinland" you speak of?
It isn't on my map
I guess those 400 years makes a difference
Chap!
[Verse 3: Leif Eriksson]
I died, went to Valhalla
You died, you went to Hell!
'Cause you enslaved a bunch of innocent Tainos
And tortured them as well!
I mean, how could anyone call you a hero?
You're almost a badder person than Emperor Nero!
[Verse 4: Christopher Columbus]
Woah man, isn't that a bit harsh?
On second thought
I could just kick your ass from Genoa to Marsh
Think you can hurt me?
Oh please, don't chaff
You may have had the first landing
But I get the last laugh!
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Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History

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