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Bubble Bass vs Comic Book Guy Lyrics by Epic Rap Batles of History

Epic Rap Batles - The Reboot

2024

[Intro]
AH… EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
COMIC BOOK GUY
VS
BUBBLE BASS
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Comic Book Guy]
Ah, Bubble Bass, only known for a one time gag
Has challenged me to a little game of verbal tag
With poems like my collectibles; rare and sturdy
I am Jeff Albertson, connoisseur of the nerdy
I’m scoring hard with a maiden from the East
Your bars are like the patties: beef covered in cheese
I got an IQ of 170
And I’m gonna show you how to be in ERB
Cause I’m like Thor, I’m bringing the thunder
Zap you so hard, leave you six feet under
Your new cameos left viewers asunder
I surе hope somebody got fired for that blundеr
Nothing more than Bikini Bottom’s scab
Don’t play with Krabs and just pay your tab
Did a gaslight, then a second to get attention for six
Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a terrible mix
[Verse 2: Bubble Bass]
You finished? Okay
I like a good double triple bossy deluxe (no single)
Rafted, four by four, animal style, extra shingles
A shimmy, a squeeze, some light axle grease
Have it cry, burn, swim, and- oh right, rap battle, I see (Meep)
Ironically, you’re the one that’s in a pickle (Meep)
Wed a hot chick but still no rizzle
No Homer Simpson in this competition
But you’re about to eat your words like they were mint condition
Your snarky comments hide a lonely heart's cry
But you’ll no longer feel a thing when you experience high tide
I’m such a chad, Plankton let me sit on his face
I spit so sick it’s like I’m running on a Bubble Bass
Berate your customers that made you, how brash
Screwed up so hard your team thought you belonged in the trash
Good thing your daddy chose to skip your game
The last thing your family needed was more shame
[Verse 3: Comic Book Guy]
Oh please, Bubble Bass, spare me your greasy retort
You tried to make a rap battle but you came up short
Splergy edits or fast rhyming doesn’t make you rad kid
Fat shit, I am putting you on my blacklist
Even Mr. Jay raps better than you
Plagiarizing rap battles with millions of views
You could’ve gotten away with being moderately clever
But what you spat was the Worst. Verse. Ever
[Verse 4: Bubble Bass]
Oh, just stop it with your pretentious airs
Your life is more useless than Ned Flanders’ prayers
I’ve had enough of these poetry imbalances
So lets play a little game of Three Deadly Challenges
This batle’s had me carrying more than those feet
I’ve seen better Jeffs in 21 Jump Street
I’d keep laying into you but I’d rather get to eating
So I’ll make like your heart and put an end to the beating
[Outro: The Announcer and Comic Book Guy]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
EPIC-
Worst. Outro gag. Ever
Ugh, whatever… RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
Credits
Epic Rap Batles of History

Epic Rap Batles of History

About “Bubble Bass vs Comic Book Guy” by Epic Rap Batles of History

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