Dr. Eggman vs. Wile E. Coyote Lyrics by Epic Rap Batles of History
Epic Rap Batles - The Reboot
2024
[Intro: The Announcer, Dr. Eggman] EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY WILE E. COYOTE VS DR. EGGMAN Well, actually... [Verse 1: Dr. Eggman] It’s Dr. Robotnik! I’m spitting rhymes supersonic Absolute whiz with robotics, you see, my mind is accomplished Dropping bars like anvils so this marsupial gets slammed! You couldn’t cage a bird, but you wanna crack the Eggman? You’re the least intimidating villain on TV Like my IQ, I’ve got a leg up on you by ‘93! How you gonna spit sick when you can’t even speak your lines? I won’t give you any time to write your verse up on your signs! Your comedy’s a bad act that no child would laugh at It’s just you getting fasttracked into getting your ass whacked Your film couldn’t make mad cash so Warner Bros. axed that Forget the Road Runner, your enemy’s David Zaslav! [Verse 2: Wile E. Coyote] The name’s Wile E. Coyotе I’m the blue blur hunting OG Even up in spacе you’re below me So I’ll just commence with the roasting (Blow me!) Don’t you act like your brain is the meatiest Check my business card: I’m a genius This Looney Tune is making you delirious You’re the most childish inventor since Phineas Bringing up villainy? Now that’ll cause havoc In terms of Sonic’s enemies you’re less threatening than Zavok! A little fox is smarter than you, don’t boast your IQ If you really want a sign, here you go: Fuck you! [Verse 3: Dr. Eggman] Your “Furry Road” shtick is played out, come at me! My tools will leave this hackneyed coyote flattened like ACME! I won’t even roboticize you after our encounter In my army you’d be even more useless than Scratch and Grounder! [Verse 4: Wile E. Coyote] Your machines all break, you’re an awful engineer Call me Dr. Wile E. the way I’ve outclassed you for years This ain’t a game of tennis, I’ll be snapping your racket You look like a mix of EpicLLOYD and a Pringles packet! [Verse 5: Dr. Eggman] You’re certainly chaotic but I wouldn’t call you super Even Chuck Jones agrees you should forever stay a loser! It’s too easy to take the piss out this bumbling buffoon With a diss I’ll blast your sorry ass to bits like you’re the moon! That verse was dry as a desert, you’re worse on a flow than Sonic I’ve been stacking paper higher than the issues of my comics! Like the E in your name, you stand for nothing. So back up! Or you’ll forever be hungry with how I ate this track up! [Verse 6: Wile E. Coyote] You’ve cracked your jokes but this coyote ain’t laughing In terms of intellect you’re more on par with Daffy Get a load of this, you mustachioed schmuck You’re the worst inventor powered by emeralds since Elon Musk! I’m the king of airtime even when pushed off a ledge, dog You’re so ovoid, no wonder you can’t catch up to that hedgehog I’m scrambling this egg until he’s nothing but yolk And now you’re fried and flipped onto my plate. That’s all folks! [Outro] WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC- -rap batles of history…
About “Dr. Eggman vs. Wile E. Coyote” by Epic Rap Batles of History
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