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Fallout 3 vs Fallout: New Vegas Lyrics by Epic Rap Batles of History

Epic Rap Batles - The Reboot

2024

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
THE COURIER
VERSUS
THE LONE WANDERER
BEGIN
[Verse 1: The Lone Wanderer]
I grew up in a vault with my family at my side
But things got a little crazy, had to leave it all behind
While before you game started, you laid dead in a ditch
I think you need my damn survival guide to make it to the Strip! (Ohh!)
Here comes the Courier, with a chip on his shoulder
With a god complex that makes him bolder and bolder
Have to kiss the boots of squatter just to get them in your graces
One step out the vault and the wastes made me famous!
You wanna act like you're on top of the score?
You fuckеd employees from their bonus 'cause you scorеd an 84
Saved Megaton from death 'cause that city's to me like home
Everyone lie low, this bitch is on Psycho
Greasy slick emcee from DC
Your feces color filter really makes me queasy
Radiation can't stop me, mutants can't drop me
This ain't nipton, you are never gonna cross me
[Verse 2: The Courier]
When Robert House pulled me from the grave
My brain was mush and I couldn't see a damn thing
But the doc patched me up, I was saved
Now prepare for a lesson, bitch, ring a ding-ding!
Straight out the graveyard! I'm back in action
Don't need no backstory, just pass me an Aspirin
Spitting gold bars, bro, you need to learn to let it go
Got my win locked up like Elijah on the vault! (Ohh!)
There's no fucking stopping this, you profligate, I'm robbing this
While you assert, you're fatherless, I'm hoppin' deserts popping shit
So you better start watchin' it! Got more bars than my health
So fulfill your destiny, you should really kill yourself!
[Verse 3: The Lone Wanderer]
Okay, Postman Pat always caught in the middle
NCR or Caesar's legion you love playing second fiddle
Pranced around the Vegas strip as if you fucking own the place
But can't savescum your way out of getting shot in the face
[Verse 4: The Courier]
You were kicked out of your home where you thought it was safe
And now you've got my gun pointed at your stupid fucking face!
You're Easy Pete, I'm Tempenny, Mister House to your Benny
Let's face it, you're Mr. Jay, and I'm DemiClemi
[Interlude: The Lone Wanderer and The Courier]
Uhh... Alright? [Sigh]
Anyways, I assume you didn't run with Khans, right?
What? Why the fuck would I do that?!
Then I take those aren't your friends...
Ah shit! Here we go again...
[Sigh]
[Verse 5: The Lone Wanderer]
Like war, it seems your stupidity never changes
I don't need Med-X, your raps are already painless
You don't know the danger of this Mysterious stranger
I'll watch your paradise fall, eviscerate you like a slaver
Take a Jet Six, no need to sweat this
You can leg it with your Legates 'cause your reputation's shredded
So why don't you join up at the king's school of impersonation?
Since all you do is pretend you're a hero with salvation!
[Verse 6: The Courier]
I've got the spurs that jingle jangle! You don't really wanna tango
Bash your shitty little head in like it's Bingo Bingo Bango!
Your robot army put less of a fight than the Khans gave
Your future seems imperfect if you fight like the Enclave
Take your Jefferson memorial and shove it up your ass!
Rockin' caps in my sack and then guns in my stash
Pop this fucker full of lead if he even tries to fight too
Now run along, motherfucker, with no mommy to cry to!
[Outro: The Announcer]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
EPIC- (gets shot) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY..
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Epic Rap Batles of History

Epic Rap Batles of History

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