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McDonalds vs Burger King Lyrics by Epic Rap Batles of History

Epic Rap Batles - The Classics

2019

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY... uh...
MCDONALD'S
VS
BURGER KING
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: McDonald’s Employee]
The original's going first, show you why I'm called the MC
You're just a Happy Meal and every person will agree
That my skill is Supersize, serving McDouble demise
With this ass-whooping, would you also like some fries?
You ain’t having it your way, I’m the best all around
I have it as my mascot, yet you’re acting like a clown
I've won and it just begun, so now I conclude
This mac's shooting raps at superspeed, like our fast food
[Verse 2: Burger King Employee]
This Royal will boil you up with a served-up bitch slap
With my raps I'll trap and strap you up, like a McWrap
You're nothing but my jester! I win by default!
I'll let my disses touch your fries with those high amounts of salt
So they'll sting hard and then this magnificent king will win
I'm wrеstling and putting you right out of the ring
Remembеr, I can break you in half, weak as your French fries
Just served you royally, because all of my rhymes are King sized
[Verse 3: KFC Employee]
You think you’re showing off? But instead, you’re just a nugget!
I got perfectness and deliciousness all served in a family bucket!
And you, don't boast, you can stick that MC up your arsehole
You're only known for being the number 1 cause of high cholesterol
When it comes to destroying low lives, I'm like a commander
So much skill and class, you could call me Colonel Sanders
The King is no royal, and I'll say this to your face, McDonald's
When people think of pedophiles, people think of Ronald
[Verse 4: Taco Bell Employee]
Keep your unprocessed garbage, it’s none other than Taco Bell
Grind you weak fat bastards and stuff ya in a Taco shell
Spicy disses coming right up! Not that sloppy crap you spittin'
An old fart, a rip off, a clown? You’ve got to be kidding!
Hey, fry cook, I heard you like when billions serve your grease
My lyrical Baja Blast will make you all have a brain freeze
I'm the fast food king, other than the drive thru boss
And at the end of this battle, you won't be living much mas
[Verse 5: Pizza Hut Employee]
You want a Pizza this? Can you even handle my flavour?
Your rhymes are as cheesy as a burger’s wrapping paper
When kids go to KFC they gain the LB's
Then they turn as black as a burnt McBLT
Get your sub-a-way from me, your turkey isn't even meat
I'm gonna pepperOWN you, so get off my street!
Then add some extra cheese! Not the kind you fools cut
Here's your receipt, don't ever mess with Pizza Hut!
[Outro]
Holy fuck, I can't believe that guy just made a racist joke!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
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Epic Rap Batles of History

Epic Rap Batles of History

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