Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

Pico vs Hank J. Wimbleton Lyrics by Epic Rap Batles of History

Epic Rap Batles - The Reboot

2024

[Intro: The Announcer]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
HANK J. WIMBLETON
VERSUS
PICO
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Pico]
Somewhere in Nevada is a psychotic man
Who couldn’t steal a boombox so he went to throw hands
He infiltrated an agency and he tore through crowds
But he won’t last a second if he steps on my schoolgrounds!
Rayman lookin’ ass, you can’t cause any harm
How you gonna arm yourself when you don’t even have arms?
I came in fully strapped, you know my flow’s heaven-sent
I must be Jebus ‘cause I’m owning you 100 percent!
(Uh!) Funk with me and it’s assured that I’ll Blam ya
Haven’t shot at a dick this big since Cassandra’s
You call this Madness? Your fights are all the same shit
So copypasted the Uberkids must’ve made it!
That chickenshit series ain’t got nothing on me
Dies and revives so much, might as well be a zombie
Your fans have waited long enough, and I’ve got some good news
You’ll finally get the 12 when I blast it straight through you!
[Verse 2: Hank J. Wimbleton]
Pico’s Unloaded and all of his shots missed me
He’s the biggest clown on a track since Tricky
You stubby fucker. No way in hell you’d succeed
You’ll be unable to process the carnage I unleash!
Damn brat! You don’t fuck with Wimbleton!
I won’t play your back and forth games. No Wimbledon!
Combat! They don’t teach that in your curriculum
Take away our arsenals and check who’s winning then!
I’ve played your game and it’s an amateur mess
I’d rather take my shot at Rock Paper Scissors Roulette!
You ain’t no fucking mascot, 7 years you were honored for
Until Tankman overshadowed you like the Auditor
Boyfriend dumped you, he didn’t feel the same way (NO BF)
Maybe you should take after Nene (KYS)
And you’re one to talk about content drought
‘Cause unlike you, Pico 2 is never coming out!
[Verse 3: Pico]
What a flop! You’re rapping like somebody ripped your jaw off
This goth didn’t pop off. Like your face, got crossed off!
Fuck a day, for decades Pico’s been here to stay
And I’ll be smoking up J while I’m smoking a J
You didn’t go to school? No wonder I can’t understand ya!
This dumbass would be stumped by learning apples and bananas!
And don’t boast about combat skill, you’re at a disadvantage
You get outclassed in fighting by two guys with brain damage!
I’m leaving a scene with hostages recovered
You’re leaving a scene lookin’ like ketchup and mustard
Best be leaving this scene. You’re mid as hell, Motherfucker
You’re only ever sounding good when your video player buffers!
Man, I can’t bear your verses. Throw that shit in a trash bag
Half a mag could take you out, even when you’re a half mag
You’re Playing with Fire when you step in Pico’s hood
‘Cuz no bandage will heal you once I finish you off for good!
[Verse 4: Hank J. Wimbleton]
Knock it off! I’m fucking sick of hearing this beep boop shit!
Someone oughta teach your fans to listen to real music!
I’ve been to hell and back. Been shot, beheaded, and slashed
And I’d rather go through all of that again than deal with you, bitch!
Can’t put me on blast, you’ve run out of ammo
Don’t act like you’re badass, you’re soft as a marshmallow
So let’s get this Incident finished in a Flash
My knee to your back ‘till this ginger snaps!
No wonder daddy hates you, you’re a fucking racist prick
Even Piconjo’s less of a fucking sadist dick
I’ll eradicate this kid, fuckin’ amputate his limbs
Even in janitor’s closet you’re the biggest piece of shit!
Forever haunted by the trauma left upon your mind
I guess that’s what this dick gets for mocking Columbine
You were an unlikely rival, but in the end you’re losing
You’d only ever see a dub inside of your delusions
[Outro: The Announcer]:
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
EPIC RAP- EPIC RAP- RAP BATLE OF HISTO- (Target eliminated)
Credits
Epic Rap Batles of History

Epic Rap Batles of History

About “Pico vs Hank J. Wimbleton” by Epic Rap Batles of History

Read the complete lyrics to "Pico vs Hank J. Wimbleton" by Epic Rap Batles of History from the album "Epic Rap Batles - The Reboot" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Gaming, Battle Rap, Rap.

"Pico vs Hank J. Wimbleton" is performed by Epic Rap Batles of History. from the album "Epic Rap Batles - The Reboot" in 2024 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Pico vs Hank J. Wimbleton", explore more songs by Epic Rap Batles of History using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Epic Rap Batles of History · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"Pico vs Hank J. Wimbleton" is credited to Epic Rap Batles of History. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Pico vs Hank J. Wimbleton" appears on "Epic Rap Batles - The Reboot" in 2024.

Visit the Epic Rap Batles of History artist page at /artist/epic-rap-batles-of-history for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.