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Christmas (Live) Lyrics by Flo & Joan

The Kindness of Stranglers

2018

Mince Pies, Christmas Trees
And Carrots
Mince Pies, Christmas Trees
And Carrots
Get on board, this is a really long song
Mince Pies, Christmas Trees
And (Carrots)
Carrots, yeah! Well done
Christmas! It happens every year
Mince Pies, Christmas Trees
And Carrots
Carrot Pies, Mince Trees
And Christmas
Christmas, Carrot Mince
And (Tree pies?)
Tree pies. Tree pies
Christmas! It happens every year
You know what you also get a lot of at Christmas?
Balls!
Jingley balls, Sparkly Balls
And Carrots
Snow balls, Balls of Crisps
And Carrots
There's so many balls on my Christmas tree
And your granddad's balls hanging by his knees
Christmas! It happens every year
Hark how the bells
Sweet silver bells (x4)
[[ ?? ]]
Christmas Is Here
Look at the balls all on the floor (x2)
Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas (x2)
Past Three O'Clock
On a Cold & Frosty Morning
Past Three O'Clock
Good Morrow, Masters All
And Jesus was a baby
Who was born unto a Virgin
What a miracle, What a miracle
There also were sheep there
And a [[ ?? }] and a Cow
And lots of other animals
Yes, religion is the root
Of all the World's problems
So many wars
So many wars
5, 6, 7, 8!
Mince Pies, Christmas Trees
And Carrots (Everybody!)
Mince Pies, Christmas Trees
And Carrots
Mince Pies, Christmas Trees
And Carrots
Christmas!
You know it's gonna happen it's
Christmas!
You know it's gonna happen it's
Christmas!
You know it's gonna happen every year!
Ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum!
Ba!
Credits
Flo & Joan

Flo & Joan

About “Christmas (Live)” by Flo & Joan

Read the complete lyrics to "Christmas (Live)" by Flo & Joan from the album "The Kindness of Stranglers" in 2018. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop, Comedy, Live.

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"Christmas (Live)" is credited to Flo & Joan. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Christmas (Live)" appears on "The Kindness of Stranglers" in 2018.

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