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People Collide At The Airport Lyrics by Gabe Heller

Everybody Thinks I’m Dave

2007

People collide at the airport
Rich run into the poor
If you work there you've got
Maybe thirty seconds
Try to even up the score
My friend Joe met Nell Brooks at the airport
Pulled his scissors from his sled
Oh and maybe that's why the man's still making fun of Nazis
Decades after Hitler's dead
Some folks they swoon when [?] comes through
Some folks just do their job
Professional style
Some folks treat those big wigs
Just like they're spoilеd children
I just mouth off with a smile
So one day I saw Princе at the airport
But I did not bow down before him
No, no, no, ,no
I just asked him if I could see his ticket
He just looked at me like "Hmmm"
Maybe there's one man left in Minnesota
Doesn't know exactly who I am
Maybe that's why he made just one more good album
You never know, you never know
Damn
So, So twice I met Don Coleman at the airport (yeah)
Once with cameras, once without
And I said "So you didn't bring those cameras this time?"
And his face betrayed some doubts
So, maybe that's why he's not running for president
You never know, you never know, you never never never know
But he did leave behind his sub club tickets
And I ate that six inches slow
Last year I checked Jessica Simpson's purse
But I did not treat her like no ditz
No, no, no, no, no
I just chatted with her like the girl next door
As I sorted through her bits
Maybe that's why she got all serious and stuff
Flew out to Washington, DC
Get some credible causes underneath that stylist belt
Maybe it was all because of me
People collide at the airport
Yes they do
Rich run into the poor
If you're lucky you've got
Maybe twenty seconds
Try to even up the score
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Gabe Heller

Gabe Heller

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"People Collide At The Airport" appears on "Everybody Thinks I’m Dave" in 2007.

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