[Intro (Spoken): Ham Sandwich]
Ay man...
I was going through the monster girl archives the other day...
And you know what I found out?
My Hero Academia has way too many monster girls
Now hold on, lemme explain...
(YESSIR!)
[Chorus: Ham Sandwich]
Maaan, I'm addicted
Monster girl pussy got a nigga on a mission
Now I need to gather all the monster and beast women
Divide the legs, and conquer the peach ribbons
I need every fox girl and each vixen, every sentient, intelligent creature with a...
Curiosity for interspecies intermixin' to come help mе try alleviatin' my affliction
Lately I've been cursеd with an addiction
This monster girl pussy got a nigga on a mission
It's hard to find a nigga who be fuckin' with the vision
I'm lost in the sauce, and about to go missin', huh?
I'm the type to wanna fuck around and find out
I need a monster woman I can really tie down
Yeah, if the bitch got horns, she gettin' flied out
Take her for a quick spin, she gettin' tried out
[Verse 1: Ham Sandwich]
Had Usagiyama pull up to the hideout
After couple hours neither one of us was tired out
Night falling and both of us see the light now
Blew her back out, but I bet that she all right now
Huh! Slide Like Mina? Right now I'm tryna slide on Mina
Put her on her back, take a ride on Mina
Lookin' like a snack, I'mma dine on Mina, huh!
Said Tsu got a place on the couch too
Cuz I really gotta question what that mouth do
Fuck it, bring more, we can see what it amount to
Bring the tall lady, lemme see if I can mount you
Huh! We'd need a ground crew
Nutted on Ibara, tryna see if she could sprout new
Vines, that's a clout move
Get her undercover like a Breeton Boi sound booth
[Chorus: Ham Sandwich]
Maaan, I'm addicted
Monster girl pussy got a nigga on a mission
Now I need to gather all the monster and beast women
Divide the legs, and conquer the peach ribbons
I need every fox girl and each vixen, every sentient, intelligent creature with a...
Curiosity for interspecies intermixin' to come help me try alleviatin' my affliction
Lately I've been cursed with an addiction
This monster girl pussy got a nigga on a mission
It's hard to find a nigga who be fuckin' with the vision
I'm lost in the sauce, and about to go missin', huh?
I'm the type to wanna fuck around and find out
I need a monster woman I can really tie down
Yeah, if the bitch got horns, she gettin' flied out
Take her for a quick spin, she gettin' tried out
[Verse 2: Ham Sandwich]
She make it clap, boogie woogie!
She finna pass me the cookie
If I pull up on Tokage, she might let me take it home
Pocket Pussy! Huh! Yeah! Ugh!
I dig that, and if I see my nigga Diggz, he get a big dap (Yessir!)
Big pimpin', feelin' like Slickback, 10T, bad bitch with the big baps
Shawty gettin' Curious, lookin' subservient
I got a pocket rocket, she can handle a bomb
Then she blew me with her hand on the box
She askin' way too many questions
Had to dump her like a Gravity Drop, damn!
But her heart still Burnin'
Green with envy, make her wanna burn bridges like she be with Enji
Tuggin' heartstrings like I'm tryna beef with Denji
All I do is cause mayhem like a demon sent me
[Bridge (Spoken): Ham Sandwich & DayumDahlia]
Woo! That was a good show!
All I do is cause mayhem like a demon sent me!
What's this? WHOA WHOA WHOA WAAAAAH-
Wah, wah, wah, wah...
Oh shit... where the fuck am I?
[Verse 3: DayumDahlia]
Big teeth, big horns, bitch be lookin' like a monster
But this demon on a mission, baby, nobody can stop her
Date with Cerberus, I got my hands up on his hot fur
Fuck around and get bit, not my problem that he got hurt
Demon thighs gonna give the dude the new view
Don't be actin' like you mattered or I missed you
Dude is saying that he gonna get a kiss too
Got his dick confused, he about to have a breakthrough
Ay! Dahl be better than your lady
Quad eyes, ahegao, rollin' back, gettin' lazy
Bounce back on it, bite, claw, watch his toes curl
I be on that good pussy drippin' like a slime girl
Monster girls be hot but where the fuck are all my dudes?
Press down on that womb tattoo, ay, ay, ay!
I want you! Hahaha... Hahahahaha....
[Outro]
