[Intro: Ham Sandwich & Karoshi]
Aye, what's poppin'? It's ya' boy, Ham Sandwich (What's good, Ham?)
Uh, fuck Twitter (Fuck Twitter)
Fuck Attack on Titan (Fuck Attack on Titan)
Uh (Fuck these spoilers, and fuck Gabi!)
[Producer Tag: Cxdy]
Perfect!
[Chorus: Ham Sandwich]
Aye! Fuck a, bitch named, "Gabi Braun" (Fuck a, bitch named, "Gabi Braun", aye)
Stomp her, out from, dusk 'til, dawn (Ooh, dusk 'til, dawn)
You know, what my, crew be, on (Yuh, crew be, on)
You know, what my, crew be, on (Aye, crew be, on)
[Verse 1: Ham Sandwich, Karoshi, [?], & 水橋 かおり]
You a mark-ass bitch, wear it near your armpit
Leave her body dead and burnt, shout my nigga, Armin (Shout my nigga, Armin, yes sir)
When I get to armin', I'mma shoot her in the face (Fuck)
I'mma shoot her in the arm, I'mma shoot in the leg (Fuck, yeah-eah!)
I'mma shoot her in the back, like she did to my nigga
This gear is O-D-M on me, how I'm clutchin' the trigger (Yuh, brrah! Hey)
I leave that bitch in the yolk, and I don't need to digger (And I don't need to dig her, no, sir)
We don't runnin' fades everyday, and I ain't talkin' 'bout liquor (Ooh)
[Producer Tag: Cxdy]
Perfect!
[Verse 3: Ham Sandwich]
Look, I hope Falco dies, right in front of your eyes (Eyes)
I hope you get to watch Reiner blow his brains out into the sky (I really do)
I hope someone rips your face off like you wearing a disguise (Yes, sir)
I hope you get tossed out the blimp, since you think you're so fly (Fly)
I hope Eren skews your parents and eats 'em like a kebab (Really)
I hope your kids have no marketable skills and can't find a job ([?])
I hope everyone you love ends up in a box like Calvin and Hobbes ([?])
And I hope more of your friends get trampled by crazy mobs
[Chorus: Ham Sandwich & Aerial Ace]
Aye! Fuck a, bitch named, "Gabi Braun" (Fuck a, bitch named, "Gabi Braun")
Stomp her, out from, dusk 'til, dawn (Fuck Gabi, dusk 'til, dawn)
You know, what my, crew be, on (Stank hoe, crew be, on)
You know, what my, crew be, on (Yeah, get her outta' here, crew be, on)
[Verse 3: Aerial Ace, [?], & Cxdy]
Aye, that stupid ass lil' bitch ain't shit
You wanna' copycat Reiner? Then your jaw gettin' split, trick (Bah!)
Toss her up in a ditch, it's gettin' graphic like I'm sellin' a pitch ([?])
And that's as real as it get (Perfect!)
Middle finger to this whore's glamour (Fuck!)
I take this hard-headed dummy and use her ass as a Warhammer (Bah-Bah!)
You the type to get Thor cancer (Huh?)
You like to front, I hang yo' ass in Wall Maria as a door banner
Beat her ass, leave her bleedin' point blank period
Make her body stiff, bitch, why you so serious? (Yeah)
Put her in a pyramid (Yeah)
I ain't gotta' tear to give (Yeah)
Give her clips nine times, Fast & Furious (Brrah!)
[Producer Tag: Cxdy]
Perfect!
[Verse 4: Aerial Ace & 水橋 かおり]
Huh? And I dare that bitch to act up (Brr!)
They won't find your body on Google, you better back up (Hey, bah!)
Cart Titan, Ham and I mask up
You want somebody dead? Then ask us (You want somebody dead? Then ask us)
Bitch hoe
[Chorus: Ham Sandwich]
Aye! Fuck a, bitch named, "Gabi Braun" (Fuck a, aye, bitch named, "Gabi Braun")
Stomp her, out from, dusk 'til, dawn (Ooh, dusk 'til, dawn)
You know, what my, crew be, on (Yuh, crew be, on)
You know, what my, crew be, on (Aye, crew be, on)
[Verse 5: Drip$tick]
Look, Gabi sittin' in the pack
Tryna' pull to the ship? Then you really gettin' whacked, lil' bitch
I ain't wastin' any time to have a chat
When we done, get the body, then we throw it off the map, lil' bitch
Talk shit? Then we pull up to Liberio
Stomp her ass out, then we play this on the stereo
Eren killed ya' homies, I ain't never really carin' though
We got Willy Tybur and we spun him like a merry-go
[Producer Tag: Cxdy]
Perfect!
[Verse 6: Drip$tick]
Yeah, and if we see her, let me clarify
Throw her off the blimp, I don't care if she was scared of heights
You been ridin' off of Reiner like a parasite
Check her off the list like she gettin' Twitter verified
I'mma take the gun and now she really gettin' terrified
Bring her to the port and then we turnin' up the fahrenheit
I'mma call the Corps, stomp her out until she paralyzed
Shout-out to the island, I'mma send you up to Paradis
[Chorus: Ham Sandwich]
Aye! Fuck a, bitch named, "Gabi Braun" (Fuck a, aye, bitch named, "Gabi Braun")
Stomp her, out from, dusk 'til, dawn (Ooh, dusk 'til, dawn)
You know, what my, crew be, on (Yuh, crew be, on)
You know, what my, crew be, on (Aye, crew be, on)
Fuck a, bitch named, "Gabi Braun" (Fuck a, aye, bitch named, "Gabi Braun")
Stomp her, out from, dusk 'til, dawn (Ooh, dusk 'til, dawn)
You know, what my, crew be, on (Yuh, crew be, on)
You know, what my, crew be, on (Aye, crew be, on)
[Producer Tag: Cxdy]
Perfect!
[Skit: Ham Sandwich & 水橋 かおり]
B-B-B-B-But, uh, if Eren was in the, position that Gabi was in, he would do the same thing! (Hey)
No, no, no, he would not
Gabi is Hitler Youth
Gabi hates, the Paradis islanders, because her middle school textbook told her to
Gabi is a mark-ass bitch who thinks that staying in the system that is oppressing her is going to unoppress her
Eren is fighting against becoming extinct
Gabi is fighting against being subjugated
Their only similarity is that they are perpetually angry
Eren's anger is righteous
Gabi's anger is self-righteous
Know the difference
[Outro: Ham Sandwich]
The Gabi goat memes are kinda' funny though
