[Intro: Ham Sandwich]
—bro, and then she wrapped her tail around me (Uh-huh), and said, get ready for this (Wait)
Wait, her tail? Oh shit, what're you about to do? What?
She started squeezin' on me, I was like—
Were you fuckin' with a monster girl?
That shit was kinda hot (Yessir!)
Were you fuckin' with a monster girl?
Huh? (Klout)
Huh?
Y-you think I got a problem?
Bruh, you might be addicted
Oh, fuck
[Chorus: Ham Sandwich]
M-M-Monster women got me thinkin' I'm addicted (Yessir!)
All these human women gettin' kinda boring, I admit it, huh (Damn)
I need a woman with a body unpredictable, (Yessir!)
Scales, fur, feathers, fangs, claws, irresistible (Ooh)
Monster women got mе thinkin' I'm addicted (Damn)
All these human womеn gettin' kinda boring, I admit it, huh (Goddamn)
Yeah, all these human women pretty typical, (Damn)
Monster girl pussy is the motherfuckin' pinnacle (Let's go!)
[Verse 1: Ham Sandwich]
It all started one day, I was feelin' kinda bored
Walk around, found a cave, with a big-ass sword
And it was guarded by a big titty dragon lord (Woo!)
Had to shoot my shot, and you know that a nigga scored (Sheesh)
Yeah, I was fuckin' on a dragon, with a wagon
'Bout the size of fuckin' mammoths (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Kill the pussy, I'm the [?] (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
And I ain't braggin', it's a fact (Yessir!)
Grab her by the tail and break her fuckin' back, this is cracked (–sir!)
Monster women love me, I got what you lack, check my stats
What's a Barbie to a Harpy?
I'ma take the second option in a muhfuckin' heartbeat (Yessir! Every day!)
She gon' let a nigga mark her, I ain't talkin' 'bout Sharpie
Harem full of beast women, like a nigga on safari, yuh (Ooh)
Yeah, my harem kinda lit, I got accommodations
'Cause most of these women, amalgamations of different races (Dicks)
I got all kinds of body types, shapes, and faces
And they all tryna get up on me, I'm the one to mate with (Yessir!)
I got centaur bitches at the salad bar
Cowgirls getting milked over where the cattle are (ooh)
And a demon girl I summoned last week, (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
When she give a nigga head, I grab her horns like the handlebars! (Ooh- oh-oh-owah!)
[Chorus: Ham Sandwich & Diggz Da Prophecy]
Monster women got me thinkin' I'm addicted (Yessir!)
All these human women gettin' kinda boring, I admit it, huh (Damn)
I need a woman with a body unpredictable, (Yessir!)
Scales, fur, feathers, fangs, claws, irresistible (Ooh)
Monster women got me thinkin' I'm addicted (Damn)
All these human women gettin' kinda boring, I admit it, huh (Goddamn)
Yeah, all these human women, pretty typical (Damn)
Monster girl pussy is the muhfuckin' pinnacle (Yo, yo, yo)
[Verse 2: Diggz Da Prophecy]
Got a zombie chick, (What else?) call me crazy, kinda gushy
Ass is fat, can't deny it, and I'm livin' kinda cushy
And she a boss, but I don't mind, I like her pushy
Go to work and leave the vag with me, pocket pussy
I'm not a rookie Diggy, I can make 'em happy
Got a fly-ass chick, and she love me, call me papi (You get it)
I guess some sappy and I take with all the bros couldn't
Pipin' Shirayuki, 'cause I had to try a snowwoman
I'm on the go, shouldn't really tell the story
But the spider woman different, know she make me kinda horny, uh
I can't turn them down, they all wanna do me
And I dive in the slime, you don't like it? Go and sue me, woah
[Outro: Diggz Da Prophecy & Ham Sandwich]
Yo, it's like I said, yo
The spider woman just hit different bruh
Like, yo, she was hanging from the wall by the thread
Likin' my nuts and shit, like bruh
Shit drove me crazy
That's what I'm saying, bro!
Like, c'mon man
If you're not fucking with no monster girls, y-y-you—
You don't got the imagination for it, I guess, like—
Tsk, man, whatever, y'all got it
