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Adobe Stitch Up Lyrics by Hamish & Andy

Celebrating 50 Glorious Years

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The mustn't have software of the year has arrived! Perfectly compatible with Microsoft Office for Mac and PC, from the team that brought you Acrobat and Photoshop, it's Adobe Stitch Up.
Okay, righty-o, maybe if I just put my holiday in as "work travel", I reckon I could cheekily deduct that.
Yello! Oh, what?
Adobe Stitch Up will immediately identify when you are making fraudulent tax entires and contact the tax department behind your back
No, no, I just incorrectly entered it, I'm very well-aware that it's against the law to- Damm you Adobe Stitch Up!
Sexy, what are you wearing?
How the hell is she? What, how?
Adobe Stitch Up will instantly recognise when you are flirting with someone other than you girlfriend and contact your partner immediately
Seriously, babe I thought- I thought I was talking to you, I thought "Candy" was your log-on name. Damm you Adobe Stitch Up!
Alright, 45 minutes alone, let me try "naughty nude nurses". That-Oh, what have we here? Yes, that does exist. Oh guy, yes on full inspection please, thank you very much, I will go to the waiting room.
Yes, hello? David, it's your mother, we can all see what you're doing there. What?
Adobe Stitch Up will also instantly activate the web camera on your computer when you search for pornography
No, Mum I'm on one of those "do-it-yourself home doctor" websites, I think I might have a rash, so I was just tryna inspect it-Adobe Stitch Up!
Adobe Stitch Up. Finally software you can trust, or can you?
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Hamish & Andy

Hamish & Andy

About “Adobe Stitch Up” by Hamish & Andy

Read the complete lyrics to "Adobe Stitch Up" by Hamish & Andy from the album "Celebrating 50 Glorious Years". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Non-Music.

"Adobe Stitch Up" is performed by Hamish & Andy. from the album "Celebrating 50 Glorious Years" This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Adobe Stitch Up", explore more songs by Hamish & Andy using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Adobe Stitch Up" is credited to Hamish & Andy. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Adobe Stitch Up" appears on "Celebrating 50 Glorious Years".

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