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Faker Song Lyrics by Hamish & Andy

Unessential Listening

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[Verse 1]
I'm going to see a naughty movie, yeah, and it’s rated
R, R
The doctor put a Paddle Pop stick in my mouth and he made me say
Ah, ah
How do I spell the word “Richard”, does it start with a J or a
R, R
I had to take the train this morning cause the mechanics still got my
Car, car
[Chorus]
The last line was crap
We should've stuck to the original joke format
The lines ending in R were quite funny
But we ruined it with the car line unfortunately
[Verse 2]
I was hammering a nail, I missed and hit my thumb
Ow, ow (we're back)
The alphabet has 25 letters if you don’t include the
R, R
I'm a slightly gay pirate, instead of “R” I say
Arr, arr
My grandma gave me a boiled lolly, I took it and I said
Ta, ta
[Chorus]
Last line was crap
We should've stuck to the original joke format
The lines ending in R were quite funny
But the grandma line stuffed it royally
[Outro]
That's it, we're out, can't be trusted with the format
Credits
Hamish & Andy

Hamish & Andy

About “Faker Song” by Hamish & Andy

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"Faker Song" is credited to Hamish & Andy. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Faker Song" appears on "Unessential Listening".

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