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Albino Song Lyrics by Hamish & Andy

Unessential Listening

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[Hamish]
The DaVinci Code is being branded as a non-Albino friendly film, because the villain, Silas the monk, is an Albino. Now, this is the, what is it, the fifty-second or fifty-third time - the fifty-third time that an Albino has been a villain in a film - has been the bad guy in a film, and it's not [?]. Look, we're about to, we've come up with a song, Andy and I have put together a song for today's show. Trying to correct this stereotype that says all Albinos are crazy killers
[Singing]
I want [?] blood
I want [?] blood
I want [?] blood
I want [?]
Despite what you might see
When all the angry white killers like in the movies
We're not dangerous, that's just crap
We can't even go in the sun unless we slip slop slap
We may be all white, and that's okay
Michael Jackson even had surgery to get this way
And just because my eyes are red
It doesn't mean that if you hang with us you'll end up dead
Get off our backs, we're just Albinos
We're not villans like in the TV shows
Give us some slack, we're just Albinos
Get to meet us, we're actually nice guys
We're the ones in white again
Just with really red eyes
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We also want to make you aware
That we wear regular clothes, not trench coats everywhere
And yes this might be a surprise
But there are no lasers hidden in our funny pink eyes
We're really aggro and we never fight
When it comes to moon tents, we win outright
We're fairly relaxed from day to day
'Cause when we grow up we don't need to worry about a hair going gray
Get off our backs, we're just Albinos
We're not crazed killers like in the TV shows
Give us some slack, we're just Albinos
Get to meet us, we're really nice guys
You should see my white thighs
[?] it's a new type of wine
Actually that's very very glarey
Albino? More like Albi-yes
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Hamish & Andy

Hamish & Andy

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