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Family Problems Lyrics by I Fucked a Turkey

The Shakespeare of Music

2017

[Intro]
Man
Man
Man
Yeah
[Verse 1]
I beat kids like my schizophrenic dad does
He comes in and he hits me with his tampon
Period is over, man, didn't know he had one
Even for a woman, man, that dick is quite a long un'
[Hook]
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
[Interlude]
Yeah
[Verse 2]
My mum beats me like she hitting on a crack-pot
Could only get out of here if Dobby gets a sock
But I lick the pussy with a sword, call me Puss-a-lot
I headbutt bitches in the face 'cause I got a strong nut
[Hook]
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
[Interlude]
Yeah
[Verse 3]
My sister's mental, so could you please hang on?
If she is a number then she's gonna hang one
She is gonna stab me, man, because I got a slag wrong
That's okay, the knife she's got's a bad one
[Hook]
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
[Interlude]
Yeah
[Verse 4]
I miss my brother because, boy, has he got autism
I even knew it from the moment that I saw him
He might have down's syndrome, we don't even know
All I can tell you is he looks like a saucepan
[Hook]
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
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I Fucked a Turkey

I Fucked a Turkey

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"Family Problems" appears on "The Shakespeare of Music" in 2017.

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